• Season 2, Ep 7

Ceaser and Dutchess Make A Bad Impression

When Ceaser and Dutchess arrive hours late to a photo shoot with Rhymes N Dimes Magazine at the shop, photographer Joe becomes angry with the couple.

11/11/2013 ยท 3:56

>> SO IF YOU CAN SET THAT UP

LIKE THIS.

>> SO YOU CAN BE HER BACKDROP.

>> THAT THING?

>> BUT YOU GONNA USE THIS FOR

THAT BACKDROP.

>> CEASER GOT US THIS PHOTO

SHOOT WITH RHYMES & DIMES

MAGAZINE TODAY TO FEATURE THE

WHOLE CREW ON THE COVER.

RHYMES & DIMES IS LIKE, ONE OF

THE DOPEST, YOU KNOW, URBAN

MAGAZINES OUT THERE RIGHT NOW,

AND I DEFINITELY CAN'T WAIT TO

GET THIS FACE ON THE COVER.

>> I KNOW Y'ALL WANT TO DO A

BETTER POSE THAN THAT.

YOU LOOKIN' LIKE YOU JUST GOT

OUT OF JAIL.

[laughs]

>> I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY EXCITED

TO SHOOT FOR RHYMES & DIMES

BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FLY.

I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR

EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT, YEAH.

>> WHAT THE HELL?

>> NO.

>> OH, MY GOD.

TIFF, I GOT A

TOP-OF-THE-LINE MAGAZINE.

THE PANTS IS [bleep] RIDICULOUS.

LIKE, THE SHIRT YOU HAVE ON

LOOKS SO DISGUSTING AND CHEAP.

>> IT IS CHEAP.

IT'S $3.99. IT'S FROM CONWAY.

>> LIKE, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR

NECK, A TRUNK OF GARBAGE?

ALL RIGHT, YOU STAY OVER THERE.

GOD BLESS YOU.

>> YOU JUST KICKED ME OUT.

>> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL READY?

>> YEAH.

>> LET'S KNOCK IT OUT.

REPRESENT BLACK INK.

LET'S GO.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TATTOOS.

COME ON.

>> WE'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR LIKE

A MINUTE NOW, AND STILL, NO

SIGN OF CEASER AND DUTCHESS.

THEY'RE LIKE THE FACE OF BLACK

INK, SO WHAT GOOD IS A MAGAZINE

SPREAD WITHOUT THEM?

>> LET'S JUST SHOOT DUTCHESS AND

GET THIS OVER WITH.

HEY, YO, WE GONNA TAKE CARE OF

THE [bleep] BUSINESS, OR DO I

GOT TO WAIT FOR Y'ALL?

LIKE, THIS IS [bleep] CRAZY.

>> I SEE THAT BIG JOE DEFINITELY

GETTING AGGRAVATED WAITING ON

'EM.

>> YOU GOT SOMEBODY?

>> WE COULD WIND UP MISSING THIS

OPPORTUNITY.

>> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME,

WHERE'S CEASER AND DUTCHESS?

>> WE REALLY GOT A MOTHER[bleep]

PROBLEM HERE.

CEASER AND DUTCHESS DON'T SHOW

UP, HE'S BOUND TO JUST PICK UP

AND LEAVE, LIKE, NO PUBLICITY,

NO MAGAZINE, NO RHYME & DIMES,

NO NOTHING.

>> THAT'S IT--ALL MY STAFF.

NO, LEAVE, YOU CAN GO.

YOU CAN GO.

I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

I KNOW, WELL, THIS IS CRAZY, YO.

FOR REAL.

Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO BE

PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH TO HAVE

Y'ALL [bleep] READY, SO WE'RE

NOT GONNA DO IT.

THIS IS OVER.

DUTCHESS!

>> HOW ARE YOU, DUTCH?

>> DID YOU SPOKE TO JOE?

>> THIS [bleep] WAS IN THERE

GOING CRAZY, LIKE, "[bleep]

CEASER AND DUTCHESS."

>> I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY

DOWNTOWN, AND IT WAS TRAFFIC.

>> BIG JOE IS ONE OF THE TOP

PHOTOGRAPHERS AND EDITORS IN THE

HIP-HOP GAME RIGHT NOW, LIKE,

SERIOUSLY.

YOU KNOW, HE HAS A LOT OF POWER.

YOU KNOW, HE COULD REALLY MAKE

OR BREAK YOUR CAREER IF HE WANTS

TO.

SO DUTCHESS AND CEASER REALLY

NEED TO BE TAKING THIS A LITTLE

MORE SERIOUSLY THAN THEY ARE.

>> [bleep] DAMN, YO. YO.

I GOT A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW.

DUDE, I'VE BEEN HERE FOUR HOURS

WAITING FOR.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>> YO, LISTEN.

>> OH, DON'T DO THE ACTING

THING.

LET'S KEEP IT BUSINESS.

I GOT THINGS TO DO, MAN.

I PUT--I GOT THE I.R.S. IS ON MY

BACK, AND I'M SITTING HERE

WAITING ON YOU.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> NO, YOUR HANDS IS WET.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SORRY, MAN.

YOU--WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU THE QUEEN OF THE THING.

I MEAN, I CAME HERE BECAUSE, YOU

KNOW, YOU ON A WHOLE 'NOTHER

LEVEL.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

THREE HOURS LATE!

>> MAN, IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D

BEEN THERE WITH TIME TO SPARE.

BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW LONG

IT TAKES A WOMAN TO GET READY IN

THE MORNING.

>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT

BUSINESS IS?

>> OF COURSE.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE

END BUSINESS IS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT CORPORATE

BUSINESS IS?

>> I HAVE AN IDEA.

TALK TO ME.

>> WELL, SEE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YOU HAVE AN IDEA.

YOU DON'T HAVE A FACT.

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THIS,

MAN.

YOU GOT TO BE ON TIME.

PEOPLE GOT THINGS TO DO.

AND THEN YOU ON THE PHONE

TELLING ME 15 MINUTES YOU'RE

GONNA GET HERE, AND THAT WAS AN

HOUR AND A HALF AGO.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

>> CEASE HAS THIS MENTALITY

THAT, YOU KNOW, I AM CEASER, SO

I CAN DO WHATEVER THE [bleep] I

REALLY WANT TO.

SO IF HE'S LATE, THEN EVERYBODY

ELSE HAS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR HIS

LATENESS.

>> IS YOUR MAKEUP DONE?

IS HAIR ON SET?

YOU CAN'T TREAT THE PEOPLE

THAT'S HELPING YOU LIKE DIRT.

YOU GOT TO TREAT 'EM LIKE

CEMENT.

WE CAN'T HOLD YOU UP IF YOU

TREAT US LIKE [bleep].

YOU'RE PISSING ON US AND YOU'RE

WALKING BY.

>> NOW YOU REALLY MAKE ME FEEL

LIKE [bleep]--I'M REALLY SORRY.

>> NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL

LIKE [bleep].

FEEL LIKE GOLD, MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

WITH A LITTLE LEAD IN IT, SO WE

CAN GET SOME MONEY TOGETHER.

WE CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER DOING

THIS, MAN.

>> GETTING CHEWED OUT IN FRONT

OF MY SHOP IS A FIRST FOR ME.

FIRST AND A LAST.