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>> I'VE TAKEN MY GIRLS TO THIS

REALLY COOL LITTLE BAR.

HI.

>> OH.

[chuckles]

HI, WELCOME.

WELCOME TO DESCARGA.

>> WE ARE CELEBRATING THE FACT

THAT DREA IS GETTING MARRIED AT

MY PLACE.

>> PLEASE AFTER YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY, IN A CLOSET DOOR?

[laughs]

>> WE'RE GOING INTO A CLOSET.

OH, GOD.

>> WHOO, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH,

OOH.

[laughs]

HELLO, LADIES.

>> WHAT?

>> WE'RE HAVING THE WEDDING AT

NICOLE AND MICHAEL'S HOUSE.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> YES, YES, I'M BEING SERIOUS.

>> THE BACKYARD.

>> IN THE BACKYARD.

>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET

MARRIED IN BEVERLY PARK?

>> DON'T SAY--THERE IS NOT A

CURSE ON BEVERLY PARK.

>> BAD LUCK.

>> I GOT A TENNIS COURT.

>> SORRY, IT IS.

>> WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE YOU'LL BE

OKAY.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> THERE'S THREE OF US THAT ARE

GOOD FRIENDS THAT LIVED IN

BEVERLY PARK, AND ALL THREE OF

US ARE NOW DIVORCED.

SO LET'S HOPE THERE'S NO CURSE

IN BEVERLY PARK.

>> PRENUP.

>> UH-HUH.

>> DO YOU HAVE ONE?

>> ACTUALLY, WE DO NOT.

>> WHAT?

>> HEY, WAIT, YOU'RE NOT

GETTING--

>> I'MA HAVE A DREAM AND--

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> 'CAUSE MY AFFAIRS THAT I HAVE

SET UP ARE SET UP IN A TRUST

FUND IN AN ESTATE,

SO IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

>> NO PRENUP WORRIES ME.

AFTER ALL, R. KELLY'S CD IS

STILL SELLING FOR $11.99,

AND IF SHE'S GETTING ANY

OF THAT, I HOPE BRIAN'S NOT

GETTING HALF OF THAT.

>> I THINK, LIKE, PRENUPS ARE A

MUST BECAUSE THAT WAY IT'S--YOU

DON'T HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S, LIKE, IT'S CLEAN.

IT'S IN PLACE.

LIKE, HERE YOU'RE GONNA GET SO

MUCH--THIS MUCH A MONTH FOR THE

CHILD, AND THAT WAY YOU

DON'T--THERE'S NO ANIMOSITY.

THERE'S NO ANGER.

>> I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE

[bleep] IS.

SHE NEEDS TO SIGN A PRENUP.

I THINK DREA'S THINKING WITH HER

VAGINA, QUITE HONESTLY, BUT HE'S

BEEN THERE FOR HER IN THE SIX

MONTHS THAT HE'S KNOWN HER.

SHE'S IN LOVE.

NOBODY CAN TELL HER OTHERWISE.

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL, LIKE, WHEN

YOUR EX STARTED, LIKE, DATING

AGAIN IN THE PUBLIC EYE?

>> I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO

BE HAPPY.

I JUST--I HEARD A RUMOR THAT

HE'S DATING A 19-YEAR-OLD NOW.

>> YEAH.

>> WHICH IS KIND OF DISTURBING.

>> both: YEAH.

>> TOO YOUNG.

>> HE'S KIND OF LIKE--

>> I JUST GET, LIKE, EVERY

LETTER FROM, LIKE, EVERY HUMAN

BEING THAT I PROBABLY HAVEN'T

EVEN SPOKEN TO IN, LIKE,

YEARS JUST IS, LIKE--DECIDES TO

SEND ME THE LINK TO E.N. NEWS

OR SENDS ME THE LINK TO TMZ,

BUT IT'S, LIKE, I DON'T NEED

TO SEE IT, YOU KNOW?

FOR INSTANCE, MAYBE DATING ONE

OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, YOU KNOW.

>> [gasps]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> SO I HAVE TO, LIKE, SEE--HE'S

DATING CARMEN ELECTRA.

>> [gasps]

>> OH, GOD, I WAS LIKE, "CARMEN,

LOOK, LIKE, HERE, YOU CAN DATE

HIM.

I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED IF YOU

HAD CALLED ME AND SAID, 'HEY,

THIS IS GOING ON.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW SO I

DON'T GET 20 EMAILS LOOKING AND

FEELING LIKE AN ASS.'"

>> CRAZY.

>> I LOVE MY EX-HUSBAND, AND I

WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, AND IF

THAT HAPPINESS MEANS ME NOT

BEING THE WOMAN IN HIS LIFE,

THEN THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA

BE.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE

HUMILIATED IN THE PROCESS.

>> YOU DO NOT DATE YOUR FRIEND'S

EX.

>> OKAY.

>> BUT IT HAPPENS, AND WHEN IT

HAPPENS, YOU GOT TO BE THE

BIGGER WOMAN AND JUST--

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> I'MA BE A BIGGER WOMAN BY

BEING ON TOP OF HER ASS.

>> [laughs]

>> DAMN.

>> I'MA LET THAT FRIEND KNOW,

"YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHEN IT'S

COMING, BUT I'MA GET YOU."

SHE AGREES IT'S A WHUP ASS PASS.

>> NO, IT--OH, GOD.