• Season 3, Ep 5

Is Mayte Pregnant?

Mayte invites Sheree and Shana over for moral support as she learns the result of her pregnancy test.

06/04/2014 ยท 3:58

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I CAN'T

WAIT ANYMORE.

>> OH, MY GOSH, I'M EXCITED!

>> I'M GONNA DO IT, AND THEN YOU

GUYS HAVE TO LOOK AT IT, 'CAUSE

I CAN'T.

I'M FREAKING OUT.

SO HUMBERTO'S BACK IN FLORIDA,

BUT LAST TIME HE WAS HERE, WE

WERE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MAKE A

BABY.

SERIOUSLY TRYING.

>> CAN YOU PEE?

HAVE YOU BEEN, LIKE, HOLDING IT?

>> I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT.

[laughter]

I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT.

>> OKAY.

SHE SITS THERE, AND SHE'S LIKE,

I CAN'T PEE.

>> I CAN SEE YOU!

LET ME GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY.

OH, MY GOD.

SHE IS HOT.

>> I'M HIDING NOW.

>> I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT, YOU

KNOW, MAYTE AND HUMBERTO ARE IN

LOVE.

THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE A BABY.

SO SHANNA AND I ARE HERE TO

SUPPORT HER, WHATEVER THE

OUTCOME.

>> MY GOSH.

>> LET'S SEE.

>> HERE YOU GO.

>> HERE, YOU HOLD IT.

>> I'LL GIVE YOU THE PEE SIDE.

>> OH.

[laughter]

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> I WIPED IT.

I WIPED IT.

>> OH, WE'RE GETTING A LINE OR A

PLUS SIGN.

>> IT SAYS TWO LINES FOR YES,

ONE LINE FOR NO.

>> WELL, HOW LONG DO WE WAIT?

LIKE, THREE MINUTES?

>> IT SAYS TWO MINUTES.

>> TWO MINUTES.

>> LONGEST TWO MINUTES OF YOUR

LIFE.

>> IF IT IS POSITIVE, THEN HE

NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND GET HERE.

>> HAVE YOU ALL TALKED TO

JESSICA?

>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO JESSICA

AT ALL.

I DON'T HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF

SPEAKING WITH JESSICA.

>> I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO JESSICA.

I WANT TO GET HER SIDE BEFORE

I'M LIKE--

>> YEAH, YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS.

YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE A

CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW?

>> I TRULY DON'T THINK SHE'S A

BAD PERSON, A MALICIOUS PERSON,

BUT--

>> YEAH, MAYBE SHE JUST SAYS

THINGS WITHOUT THINKING.

>> SHE JUST--YEAH.

I MEAN, AND WE'VE ALWAYS SAID,

THAT'S JUST JESSICA.

THAT'S JUST JESSICA.

SHE JUST SAYS WHAT SHE SAYS, AND

IT'S LIKE, EVENTUALLY ONE DAY,

SOMEBODY'S GONNA NOT SAY THAT'S

JUST JESSICA.

YOU'RE GONNA GET PUNCHED.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RACE HERE.

I'M BEYOND CONFUSED, AND I DON'T

WANT TO PASS JUDGMENT.

I DON'T WANT TO BE AFFECTED

EMOTIONALLY YET, BECAUSE I WANT

TO HAVE HER SIDE.

>> ALL RIGHT, I THINK IT'S BEEN

TWO MINUTES.

>> OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

[laughs] I'M LIKE--

>> NO.

>> IT'S A NO.

>> IT'S OKAY, THOUGH, MAYTE.

YOU KNOW WHY?

LIKE, FOR REAL.

>> SHE BREATHED A SIGH OF

RELIEF.

>> IT'S LIKE A SIGH OF RELIEF,

BUT ALSO SAD, BUT--YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST, LIKE, I'VE FOUND THE

GUY, AND I WANT TO HAVE IT.

>> IT TAKES NORMAL COUPLES,

RIGHT, WHO ARE, LIKE, 25 YEARS

OLD, A MINIMUM OF SIX MONTHS.

>> REALLY?

>> THAT'S COUPLES TRYING WHO

ARE, LIKE, IN THEIR 20s WHO ARE

TRYING.

>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'D EVER

BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT?

YOU TALKING ABOUT TRYING TO HAVE

A BABY?

>> TRYING TO HAVE A BABY.

>> WOW.

>> I JUST NEVER--

>> WELL, YOU FOUND THE MAN OF

YOUR DREAMS.

>> YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME.

>> I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT PREGNANT

RIGHT NOW.

UM, I THINK IT'S BEST TO WAIT A

LITTLE BIT.

LET HUMBERTO MOVE.

SHE'S--THERE'S A LOT OF

TRANSITION GOING ON IN HER LIFE.

DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP

TRYING, OR YOU WANT TO WAIT

UNTIL HE RELOCATES AND HE'S

HERE?

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST

KEEP--NO, I DON'T THINK YOU

SHOULD WAIT.

I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP

HUMPING AWAY, LIKE, LITERALLY.

[laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, DON'T LOOK

AT THIS LATER, 'CAUSE IT MIGHT

SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

>> I KNOW, RIGHT? OH, MY GOD.

>> AND IT'S GONNA FREAK YOU OUT.

SO IT IS AN OFFICIAL NO.

>> DAMN.

I'M GONNA GO SEE A FERTILITY

DOCTOR JUST TO EASE MY MIND,

'CAUSE I'VE NEVER CHECKED THE

PIPING SINCE 16, 17 YEARS AGO.

SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

EVERYTHING'S COOL, AND THEN I'M

JUST GONNA LET IT GO.

>> THAT'S IT.

>> YEAH.

>> AND RELAX AND ENJOY ONE

ANOTHER IN LIFE, AND WHEN IT'S

TIME, IT'LL HAPPEN.

>> YEAH, AND IT WILL.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> THANKS.

>> AWW!

[laughter]

>> GROUP HUG.

[laughter]

>> IS THIS WHERE Y'ALL ARE

TRYING TO CONCEIVE?

>> YEAH!

>> AAH!

[laughter]