• Season 3, Ep 1 · Bonus

Check Yourself Episode 1: Joseline Wants Stevie To Check Her Haters While Momma Dee Asks Scrappy To Keep His Basket Full Of Eggs

Joseline and Stevie J weigh-in on the drama at their joint birthday party celebration, where their marriage was questioned by Erica and Ariane. Meanwhile, Momma Dee and Lil Scrappy talk about Bambi.

05/05/2014 · 5:04

>> YOU'RE WATCHING LOVE &

HIP-HOP: ATLANTA SEASON THREE.

>> CHECK YOURSELF.

>> YOU'LL BE WATCHING US...

>> WATCH THE SHOW...

>> FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

>> YOU'LL BE GETTING OUR NATURAL

AND HONEST REACTION.

>> WE'RE WATCHING IT WITH YOU.

>> THE SCENE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

IS ME RIPPING STEVIE OFF AFTER

HE LEFT ME AT THE PARTY WITH

ERICA AND ARIANE, THESE BITCHES

THAT I DON'T EVEN LIKE.

>> DAMN, YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

>> OH, YOU WAS LOOKING LIKE YOU

WAS ENJOYING YOURSELF.

>> SHE LOOKIN' GOOD, BUT THAT

GUY IN THE SUIT?

DAMN, HE FLY.

WHOO!

I FIGURED I'D COME BACK HOME

AND CHECK YOU OUT, SEE WHERE

YOUR MIND SET IS.

>> I WASN'T HAVING NO FUN.

YEAH, [bleep], I DRINK CHAMPAGNE

AT HOME.

I WASN'T HAVING NO FUN WITH THEM

TIRED, RAGGEDY, BROKE-DOWN HOS.

BUT WHAT I DON'T RESPECT IS FOR

A BITCH TO QUESTION ME ABOUT MY

[bleep] MARRIAGE.

ERICA WAS LOOKING LIKE I TOLD

A BITCH TO LET ME HOLD

HER COSTUME.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRIPPER.

WHEN I USED TO DANCE, LIKE,

FIVE, SEVEN YEARS AGO, I HAD

THAT OUTFIT--THAT WHOLE BODYSUIT

WITH THE SAME CHEAP LITTLE

MATERIAL.

IT'S $5 A YARD.

YOU PROBABLY GOT ONE YARD,

YOU PAY $5 FOR YOUR OUTFIT.

AND YOU PROBABLY PAY SOMEBODY

$40 TO MAKE IT, SO YOUR OUTFIT

EQUAL TO $45, YOUR SHOES MAYBE

$25.

I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT MATH,

BUT THAT'S LESS THAN 100 BUCKS.

CHECK YOUR HOMEGIRL.

I DON'T DO THIS.

I LIKE TO FIGHT.

I COME FROM THE STREETS.

>> JUST HANDLE IT, BABY,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ONE OF THEM

HOS OUT, KNOCK 'EM OUT.

>> I DON'T EVEN TALK TO YOUR

BABY MOMS, AND THEN THE BITCH

SEND ME...

HE'S LOOKING LIKE I'M GIVING HIM

GRAY HAIRS ALL OVER HIS HEAD,

AND THAT'S WHAT THE [bleep] I'M

MEANING TO DO TILL YOU GET YOUR

[bleep] TOGETHER, STEVIE.

SEND ME A STRIP POLE THAT CAN

FIT IN MY HOME FOR ME TO BE ABLE

TO SHAKE MY ASS.

>> I MEAN, TALK TO MY BABY MAMA

ABOUT WHAT?

SHE GAVE YOU THE POLE.

YOU TALK TO HER.

YOU TELL HER THE POLE

WAS TOO SMALL.

>> AND THEN I'M SAYING SEND ME

A POLE THAT I CAN [bleep] YOU SO

I CAN SHAKE THAT ASS FOR YOUR

BABY DADDY AND BE A SLUT MONKEY

FOR HIM, YOU HATIN'-ASS BITCH.

INSTEAD OF YOU WORRYING ABOUT

GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB TRYING

TO [bleep] ON A BITCH [bleep],

A 18-YEAR-OLD--

>> I'M NOT DOING THAT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

PENICILLIN, AMOXICILLIN,

ALL THE ILINS.

YOU'LL BE ILLIN' IF YOU

[bleep]--STRIPPIN' PUSS RIGHT

OUT A STRIP CLUB.

GOT TO GET THEM THINGS CHECKED

OUT.

YOU LEFT.

I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

AND THEN I GET HOME.

YOU GOT GLASS UP AND I'M READY

FOR YOU TO HAVE YOUR ASS UP,

BUT SINCE WE AIN'T GONNA DO

THAT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

>> WHY WOULD I HAVE MY ASS UP?

I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX

WITH YOU, 'CAUSE THE ONLY THING

I FEEL LIKE SEXIN' IS MY STAYSH.

>> ENJOY THE JORDAN ESTATE WHILE

I'M DOWNSTAIRS.

>> GOOD-BYE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT WHITE NOISE IS?

SHHH!

IT JUST HURTS SOMETIMES.

IT GIVES YOU A HEADACHE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MY

HUSBAND IS JUST AS MESSY AS

THESE BITCHES IS, AND I DON'T

KNOW WHY.

>> THE NEXT SCENE YOU'RE ABOUT

TO SEE IS MY SON SCRAPPY

INTRODUCING ME TO HIS NEW LADY.

OH, DEAR!

>> YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

YOUR NAME.

>> MOMMA DEE IS WHAT THEY

CALL ME.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> I TURN 40 THIS YEAR.

>> OH, WOW.

>> MA, YOU FLIRTING AND ALL THAT

[bleep], YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING--I SEEN THAT; I WAS LIKE,

YOU KNOW, I AIN'T EVEN GONNA ADD

MYSELF TO THE SITUATION.

I JUST GOT THIS FUNNY FEELING,

MAN.

MA, BAMBI.

>> HI, PRETTY.

I'M RECEPTIVE TO HER.

SHE'S RECEPTIVE TO ME.

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

I GOT TO CHECK THAT BITCH,

BECAUSE FROM MY UNDERSTANDING,

THE STUFF SHE GOT IN BETWEEN HER

LEGS HAS A LONG RED CARPET LINE

TO IT.

MOMMA'S ALWAYS WATCHING OVER

THE PALACE AS ALWAYS.

[squealing]

ALWAYS ON THE THRONE, BABY.

>> YOU REALLY CAN'T THANK ME FOR

THE PALACE TALK, 'CAUSE EVEN

THOUGH I MADE THE PRINCE OF

THE SOUTH, IT WAS ON SOME RAP

[bleep], YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING?

BUT WHEN IT COME TO MOMMA,

SHE JUST TOOK IT FROM ZERO

TO A HUNDRED REAL QUICK.

>> IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

THAT SHE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR.

>> AN AFFAIR?

>> WHORING AROUND.

YOU CAN NAME IT ANYTHING.

AND YOU'RE USING MY SON TO GET

TO WHERE YOU WANT TO BE

IN LIFE.

BASKETBALL WIVES?

NOW YOU ON LOVE & HIP-HOP:

ATLANTA?

YOU BOUNCING A LOT OF BALLS,

BABY.

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THEM:

INDUSTRY HOS.

>> MOMMA DEE, SHE A LOVING

PERSON, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING, A GOOD PERSON,

GOOD-HEARTED, BUT THEN SHE'LL

FLIP ON SOMEBODY [bleep],

AND THEN BE LIKE YOUR WORST

NIGHTMARE.

>> YOU DO KNOW HE HAS MORE THAN

ONE EGG IN HIS BASKET.

>> I'M SORRY?

>> ALWAYS; HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS

OPTIONS OPEN.

>> DO YOU WANT TO KEEP

YOUR OPTIONS OPEN?

>> CAN MY SON BE WITH JUST ONE?

CAN YOU JUST EAT ONE LAY'S

POTATO CHIP?

I DON'T [bleep] THINK SO.

>> I CAN'T EAT NO PLAIN JANE.

YOU FEEL ME?

I CAN EAT ONE OF THEM BITCHES

AND KEEP MOVING, YOU FEEL ME,

BUT ON SOME DORITO TYPE [bleep]?

I'MA BE MESSED OUT.

I'LL EAT THE WHOLE BIZNAYEE.

>> WHAT'S THE EGG?

YOU TALKING ABOUT ANOTHER BITCH

LIKE HE GOT ANOTHER ONE?

>> GIRL, DON'T YOU RIG YOUR NECK

UP AT ME.

>> I THOUGHT AN EGG CAME FROM

A BIRD, OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

AN EGG COME FROM HUMANS, 'CAUSE

WHEN HUMANS GIVE BIRTH, WE COME

OUT THE EGG, YOU FEEL ME?

[laughs]

SOME EGG-RETIFIC TYPE [bleep]

RIGHT THERE.

SO WE'RE GONNA GO.

>> WOW.

WATCHING THAT BITCH.

LET'S JUST SAY ALL THE QUEEN

HORSES AND ALL THE QUEEN'S MEN

WON'T BEG TO PUT THE BAMBI BACK

TOGETHER AGAIN.

>> MY MOMMA DIDN'T GO HARD LIKE

SHE WANTED, LIKE SHE ALWAYS DO.

SHE JUST WENT, LIKE, BOW,

YOU KNOW?

SHE JUST WITH A JAB, YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT WAS JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM,

UH, YOU KNOW, THAT, UH.

IT WASN'T ONE OF THEM UHH.