I, Derek,

take you, Ahsha,to be my wife.

I promise to...

I promise to beyour biggest fan.

And to cheer for you.

To watch you grow.

And to learn from you.

In sickness and in health,

'til death do us part.

(sighs)

I, Ahsha, take you, Derek,to be my husband.

To laugh with, to cry with,

to accept you for who you are,like you've always accepted me.

Through ups and downs.

You've accepted mefor who I am.

You offered me your kingdom,and I offer you mine.

It might be humble,

but you'll alwaysbe safe there.

You'll always be protected.

You'll always be home.

And babies.

I want lots of babies.

Then, by the powervested in me,

I pronounce youhusband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

(cheering and applause)

"Hit the Floor:'Til Death Do Us Part,"

on VH1.