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Puma And Sassy Drop In On Black Ink

A surprise visit means catching up on O'S**t's latest misadventures.

04/21/2014 ยท 2:19

HEY!

IT'S [bleep] ESKIMO OVER HERE.

>> WE OUT HERE,

AND, [bleep], IT'S COLD.

SASSY AND I WERE IN

THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE WERE THINKING,

"LET'S STOP IN, CHECK

THE WHOLE CREW AND [bleep]."

>> WHAT THE [bleep]

BRINGS Y'ALL PAST HERE?

>> IT WAS COLDER

THAN A POLAR BEAR'S TOENAILS

OUTSIDE, SO WE--

>> YOU AIN'T GOT NO HEAT

AT INK 124?

>> WE'RE DEALING

WITH OUR GAS SITUATION.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WE GOT A GAS LINE SITUATION

THAT'S GOING ON.

TOSS IT OVER THERE, THOUGH, MAN.

NOW I UNDERSTAND

WHAT THE [bleep]

THEY BE GOING THROUGH,

THEM FIRED [bleep].

>> PUMA GOT TO BE A BOSS.

>> YOU CAN'T PICK UP

THE BAD HABIT.

>> YOU TELLING PEOPLE

TO GIVE ME THE KEY?

GIVE ME THE KEYS.

>> WELL, SPEAKING OF [bleep],

WHERE THE [bleep] IS

ALL THESE [bleep] AT?

>> BLACK INK AIN'T CHANGED.

>> I NOTICED.

[laughter]

IT'S MY FIRST TIME

BEING BACK IN BLACK INK

SINCE, YOU KNOW,

"THE FIRING OF PUMA."

WHATEVER.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD

TO BE BACK IN THE OLD SPOT.

STILL KIND OF SEEMS THE SAME,

THOUGH.

YOU KNOW, STILL GOT THE SAME

PAINTINGS ON THE WALL.

>> WHERE [bleep]?

>> HE PROBABLY WITH

BABY MAMA NUMBER EIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT [bleep]

PROPOSING TO ANYA?

>> HOLD ON.

[laughs]

WAIT, I JUST--WAIT.

AMERICA, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN I LEAVE BLACK INK.

YOU SEE WHAT GOES DOWN?

[bleep] HITS THE FAN.

[bleep]'S GETTING MARRIED.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JAIL.

MORE BABIES ARE BEING PRODUCED.

THERE'S NO CONTROL.

[bleep] IS OUT OF CONTROL

OVER HERE AT BLACK INK.

LITERALLY, THE [bleep]

IS OUT OF CONTROL.

WHO?

>> UH, BABY MAMA--BABY MAMA

NUMBER...

>> IT'S NUMBER 4-7.

>> THE GIRL WITH THE VOICE?

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> HER, WHICHEVER ONE SHE IS.

SHE'S NUMBER SIX?

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHO'S TALKING TO THIS MAN?

>> WE ALL TRIED TO TALK

WITH HIM.

I'VE BEEN TRYING.

TELLING O'[bleep]

NOT TO DO SOMETHING

IS LIKE TELLING O'[bleep]

TO DO SOMETHING,

IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE.

>> [bleep]'S LIKE A CHILD.

[bleep] NEEDS THAT LITTLE BAND

AROUND HIS WRISTS.

YOU SEE THEM WHEN WHITE PEOPLE

BE WALKING THEIR KIDS

THROUGH THE SUPERMARKET?

GET YOUR LITTLE ASS OVER--

[laughter]

>> OH, TOO FAR!

OH, OH, OH, WE'VE REACHED

THAT LIMIT.

YOU REALLY GOT TO KEEP

A NICE LITTLE SHORT LEASH

ON HIM, 'CAUSE YOU LET HIM

WANDER OFF TOO FAR,

SO YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM

A LITTLE TUG EVERY NOW AND

AGAIN, REMIND HIM,

"NO, DON'T GO TOO FAR.

COME HERE, NOW.

COME BACK, NOW."

>> IT FEELS GOOD FOR Y'ALL

TO BE AT BLACK INK.

>> IT FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE.

>> I'M NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH,

BUT MY SHOP GOT MORE SPACE,

SO I DON'T GOT TO GIVE

A [bleep] DAMN.