• Season

Nicole Gets A Reading

Nicole speaks to a "witch."

08/28/2014 ยท 1:11

- HAVE YOU EVER HADA CHAKRA READING BEFORE?

- I'VE NEVER HADA CHAKRA READING.

- OKAY. I READ ENERGY,AND I READ COLORS.

YOU HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL LIGHTABOUT YOU.

- SHE HAS A FAKE TAN.

- NOT THOSE KINDOF COLORS.

- IT LOOKS LIKEYOU'RE GETTING READY

FOR SOMETHINGREALLY WONDERFUL.

- YOU CAN SEE ALL THATRIGHT AWAY?

- YEAH.

- SO YOU'RE A WITCH?- YES.

- ARE YOU A WIZARD?- NO.

- DO YOU SEE DEAD PEOPLE?- YES.

- DO YOU TALK TO THEM?- I DO.

- DO THEY WATCH US SHOWER?

- I'VE HAD ONEWATCH ME SHOWER.

YOU KNOW, I'M CONSIDEREDONE OF THE WORLD EXPERTS

ON SPECTROPHILIA,WHICH IS GHOST SEX.

THEY HAVE SEX WITH US.

- [howling]

- YES.

- DO WE KNOW WE'RE--- DO I HAVE TO, LIKE,

OPEN MYSELF UP FOR THAT,OR THEY JUST COME RIGHT IN?

- PEOPLE DO INVITE IT IN.THERE'S PEOPLE WHO LOVE IT.

- LOVE IT?- YEAH.

- DO YOU WEAR, LIKE,SWEATPANTS TO BED

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT?- THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING OF.

- RIGHT?- I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY,

"DO WE WEAR SWEATPANTS?"WORKS WITH MY HUSBAND.

- SORRY, I KEEP GETTINGTHROWN OVER HERE.

- LIKE, TOWARDS HER?- LIKE, YOU CAN SEE MY COLORS?

- SHE'S TRYINGTO COME INTO MY LIGHT.

- I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU SEEANY, LIKE, PUSHY COLORS--

- WELL, ACTUALLY, THE PUSHINESSI'M KIND OF GETTING OVER HERE.

- WHAT IS THE PU--- [gasps]