• Season 5, Ep 502

Charlamagne Weighs In On Dice's Granny Girlfriend

La La brings in Charlamagne to weigh-in on Dice's new girl.

05/14/2014 ยท 1:36

FOR THE FIRST TIME.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> HER NAME'S GOCHA.

SHE OWNS A HUGE HAIR SALON

IN ATLANTA.

AND THEN WE FOUND OUT

SHE'S A GRANDMOTHER.

>> WHY YOU SAY THAT?

>> NO.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS.

>> WAIT, LET ME LOOK AT IT.

>> THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

>> YOU'RE LYING.

>> THAT IS TRUE.

YOU GOT THE RINGS AROUND

THE NECK, YOU CAN TELL THE AGE.

>> SO, DAMN, DO I GOT RINGS

AROUND MY NECK?

>> NO, YOU IN YOUR LATE 20s.

>> [laughs]

I'M GLAD YOU KNOW THAT, FOOL.

>> THIS IS A OLDER WOMAN HERE.

>> BUT SHE'S FLY.

LIKE, THAT'S NOT THE REAL ISSUE.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, 10 MINUTES INTO

THE INTERROGATION, DICE GOES,

"I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS

SOMETHING."

AND WE'RE LIKE, "WHAT?"

SHE'S LIKE,

"WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER."

>> THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE IN LUST.

>> IN LUST, RIGHT?

>> YOU'RE IN LUST.

YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE.

YOU'RE JUST IN LUST.

>> I JUST FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU

MOVE IN WITH SOMEBODY,

[bleep] CHANGES.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> THE OTHER PART IS THAT--WHAT

ARE YOU DOING ABOUT YOUR LIFE?

LIKE JOB, CAREER.

>> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND

LIKE A [bleep],

BUT WHAT'S DICE'S CAREER?

>> WHAT IS IT?

IT WAS CLUB PROMOTING AT ONE--

YOU GUYS TRIED THAT.

THEN IT WAS HOSTING.

SHE TRIED THAT.

>> ONLINE WEB SHOW.

>> I THINK SHE'S DOING

THE RIGHT THING.

SHE GOT HER A SUGAR MAMA.

SHE'S DATING AN OLDER WOMAN

THAT'S GOT MONEY AND

IS TAKING CARE OF HER.

THAT'S ALL.

MAYBE YOU TWO NEED TO GROW UP.

>> I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT

CHARLAMAGNE IS SAYING, AND IF

IT WAS ANYONE ELSE,

I WOULD BE OUT OF IT.

BUT THIS IS MY COUSIN.

I'VE KNOWN HER MY WHOLE LIFE.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE'S

NOT RUSHING INTO ANYTHING

THAT'S GONNA BACKFIRE.

SO I HAVE TO TALK TO HER

ABOUT THAT.

>> LEAVE DICE

AND HER GRANDMA ALONE.

THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

COMING UP...