• Season 2, Ep 12

Sassy Booked Cliffdiving

At breakfast, Sassy surprises everyone with the plans she scheduled for the day.

12/16/2013 ยท 1:19

>> I HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR TODAY.

I HOOKED UP WITH THE GRAND LIDO

HOTEL, TALKED TO THEM A LITTLE

BIT, AND THEY PUT ME ONTO THIS

LITTLE BOAT THING THAT'S GONNA

COME PICK US UP, AND IT'S GONNA

TAKE US OVER TO SOME LITTLE

PARTY AT RICK'S CAFE, AND WE

GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF.

>> HOW HIGH IS IT?

>> 70 FEET.

>> 70 FOOT?

>> YEAH, AND WE COULD JUMP OFF

INTO THE WATER AND [bleep].

>> YEAH, I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT.

>> I ACTUALLY DO KNOW HOW TO

SWIM.

AND GET THE FORWARD ACTION

GOIN', SO YOU LOOK LIKE, AND

THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR

BREATHE ON.

BUT, MAN, 70 FEET IN THE

[bleep]DAMN AIR, THAT [bleep]

HIGH, SON.

I GOT A QUESTION.

>> YEAH.

>> HOW FAR IS THE SWIM?

>> WELL, THE CLIFF AND THE CAFE

IS TOGETHER.

>> IS 300 LIFEGUARDS WAITIN' IN

THE WATER, THOUGH?

>> IT'S A LOT OF JAMAICAN DUDES

READY TO COME IN AFTER YOU.

>> BY THE LAWS OF GRAVITY, I

SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLOAT BACK UP,

BUT TED IS A LITTLE ON THE HEAVY

SIDE.

I DON'T KNOW IF ME AND THIS

WATER'S GONNA AGREE.

>> SO Y'ALL GONNA JUMP OFF THE

CLIFF, RIGHT?

>> all: UM.

>> THAT'S NEGATIVE.

>> NOT ME.

>> DON'T Y'ALL WATCH 100 WAYS TO

DIE?

>> 1,000.

[laughs]

>> 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.

YOU SEE 'EM WHEN THEY [bleep]

JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF, AND THE

WATER SHOT UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND

BURSTED HIS HEART?

>> WOW.

>> I SAY WE PUSH PUMA OFF THE

CLIFF AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO

HIM.

>> WHAT?

I'M SCARED NOW THINKIN' ABOUT

THIS [...].

>> [laughter]

>> YOU DON'T GET TOO MANY

OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS, MAN.

AND I'M ALL ABOUT THE MOMENT.

SO I'M GONNA DO THIS [bleep].

I JUST HOPE I DON'T DIE.