• Season 1, Ep 1

Nicole Navigates The Online Dating World

Nicole takes to the internet to find her BFF a new man.

07/17/2014 ยท 1:05

- LET'S FILLTHIS THING OUT.

- OKAY.

- "AGE"?- ANONYMOUS.

- BUT, I MEAN, WE GOTTAGIVE THEM, LIKE, A WORLD.

- SO, LIKE, 18 TO 31.

- I MEAN, YOU CAN PASSFOR, LIKE,

ANYWHERE BETWEEN, LIKE,31 AND OLDER.

WE'LL PUT 32,SO PEOPLE AT LEAST THINK, LIKE,

"OH, YOU LOOK GOODFOR YOUR AGE."

- OKAY.

- OKAY, SO, "ETHNICITY."

- WHITE.- "WHITE AS A TOILET."

OKAY,"THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE."

ONE: [bleep].

- OKAY, YOU SURE?

- YEAH.- I MEAN, I DO LIKE IT.

- SIZZURP.

- I--OKAY.- PURPLE DRANK.

"PETS."- GROSS.

- "WEIGHT"?

- GO [bleep] YOURSELF.

- "FAVORITE FOOD."

- A HAMBURGER, LIKE, RARE.

- THAT'S A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE.

"DRINKER?" YES.

- BUT DON'T YOU SAY NOAND THEN JUST DRINK ANYWAY?

- NO, YOU SAY YES,'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM

TO THINK THAT THEY'RE GONNA,LIKE, GO OUT WITH SOMEONE

THAT'S PAYING ATTENTIONTHE WHOLE TIME.

YOU GOTTA AT LEAST PAINTTHE PICTURE.

YOU CAN SHOW THEMYOUR REAL SELF LATER.

- AND THEN THEY'LL BEIN TOO DEEP TO LEAVE.

- WE'RE NOT JUST GONNAGET A GUY FOR YOU

BY YOU JUST SHOWINGWHO YOU ARE.

WE JUST GOTTA LURE THEM INA LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?