• Season 2, Ep 16

Ceaser Has A Confession

Ceaser turns to his brother with a major crisis.

04/14/2014 · 2:48

>> YO, BRO.

I [bleep] UP.

>> YOU'RE CALLING ME 6:00 IN THE

MORNING, HOMEY.

SOMETHING'S UP.

>> I'M INTO SOME [bleep] RIGHT

NOW, YO.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

>> I [bleep] UP BAD, YO.

REMEMBER THAT JOINT I WAS

[bleep] WITH...

BEFORE I STARTED [bleep] WITH

DUTCHESS?

>> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> I JUST DECIDED TO GET UP WITH

HER, LIKE, JUST AS--JUST AS--

NOT TO REKINDLE ANYTHING, BUT

JUST LIKE, "YO, WHAT UP?

HOW YOU DOING?"

YOU FEEL ME?

>> YOU TALKING ABOUT [bleep]?

YOU JUST GOT UP WITH [bleep]

JUST TO SAY, "HEY, HOW YOU

DOING?"

>> AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS, WE HAD

A--WE HAD A GREAT TIME.

BUT IT WENT SOMEWHERE IT

SHOULDN'T HAVE.

FEEL ME?

>> BAD MOVE.

>> WE SMASHED.

THEN THE WORST PART OF IT IS I

FELL ASLEEP, AND I WOKE UP TO

DUTCHESS ON HER PHONE.

>> [laughs]

YOU ARE TOTALLY SLIPPING.

>> I WAS CAUGHT RED-HANDED

WITH THE KNIFE IN MY HAND.

THE GLOVE FIT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE GOT

THIS BITCH NUMBER.

ALL I KNOW, I WAKE UP, SHE

PASSES ME THE PHONE.

IMAGINE YOUR [bleep] CALL YOU

WHEN YOU LAID UP WITH THE NEXT

JOINT.

>> YEAH, YEAH--

>> LIKE, "IT'S TIME TO COME

HOME, [bleep]."

WHAT?

YOU EVER HAD THAT FEELING WHEN

YOUR MOMS CAUGHT YOU DOING

SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY BAD,

AND YOU THOUGHT, LIKE, IT WAS

THE END OF THE [bleep] WORLD?

IMAGINE THAT TIMES TEN.

LIKE, YOUR HEART COMES OUT YOUR

[bleep] THROAT, YOU [bleep] ON

YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY, AND THEN

YOU THINK ABOUT THE NEXT LIE

THAT YOU CAN TELL BOTH THEM TO

GET YOU OUT OF THIS SITUATION,

WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING TO YOUR

CAR.

>> LOVE IS A [bleep], MAN.

LOVE IS BLIND IN ALL ASPECTS,

MAN.

'CAUSE YOU WENT ALL THE WAY OUT

FOR THIS BROAD, HOMEY.

YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW, AND WILDIN'

ON EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW, KICKED [bleep] TO THE

CURB, EVEN THE ONE YOU GOING

BACK TO NOW.

YOU KNOW, YOU KICKED HER TO

THE CURB WITHOUT EVEN A [bleep]

PHONE CALL, HOMEY.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE

DID THAT HERSELF.

>> I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

NEITHER.

THIS IS A [bleep] CONSPIRACY

[bleep] THING.

YO, I HATE EVERYBODY, YO.

[bleep] SET ME UP.

DUTCHESS SET ME UP.

YOU CAN'T TRUST NO [bleep]

NOWADAYS.

[bleep], THEY [bleep].

>> WANT MY ADVICE?

GET YOUR THINGS.

>> OOH.

>> THAT'S A LITTLE PICKLE THERE,

CHAMP.

>> I GOT TO GET MY STUFF.

WE GOT TO CALL THE MOVING VAN

WHILE WE ON OUR WAY.

I'M [bleep] HOMELESS RIGHT NOW.

>> OH, MAN, BOY.

PART TWO OF THE DRAMA 'CAUSE

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME DRAMA.

>> ♪ I GOT TO LET YOU GO