• Season 1, Ep 3

Nicole Goes Back To Her Roots

Nicole and Kelly Oxford hit a gay chicken farm to prove to a bunch of snooty school moms just how organic Nicole really is.

07/31/2014 ยท 1:15

- HI.

- WELCOME TO BELLA FARMS.- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW ARE YOU?- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- HI. ROGER.- WELCOME.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, ROGER.- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU GUYS GAY PARTNERS?

- WE JUST GOT MARRIED.

- CONGRATULATIONS.- YEAH, THANKS.

- SEE, I THINK GAY FARMING--THIS IS VERY MELLOW.

- THIS IS VERY MELLOW.- YEAH.

SO HOW MANY CHICKENSDO YOU GUYS HAVE?

- ABOUT 25.- DO THEY CUDDLE WITH YOU?

- NO.- ARE THEY GLUTEN-FREE?

- NO.

- WHAT IF I'M LIKE,"LET ME JUST GIVE YOU

A LITTLE KISS,AND LET'S TAKE A SELFIE"?

- THEY'LL POSE FOR A SELFIE.

- WHAT ARE THE BEST BREEDSFOR A FAMILY WITH KIDS?

- UM...- BLACK GIANTS.

- I WOULD LOVEA BUNCH OF BLACK GIANTS.

[chicken clucks]

I JUST WANT SOMETHINGREALLY KIND OF EXOTIC.

- NATURAL, YEAH.

- KIND OF LIKE THE MIDDLEEASTERN OF CHICKENS, YOU KNOW?

- WE HAVETHIS CUTE, LITTLE JAPANESE HEN

THAT WE CALL KAMI.

SHE'S VERY FRIENDLY,BUT SHE LAYS VERY SMALL EGGS.

- YEAH, THE JAPANESE AREJUST SO SMALL.

- THEY'RE SO FORWARD-THINKINGTHOUGH.

- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.- LIKE, COMPACT.

- THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE GONNAMAKE IT MINIATURE AND DOPE."

- AND CUTE.both: YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.- [gasps]

- NO.- YES.

- BIRD DANDER.

- OH.- [shrieks]

- OH, MY--[whimpers]

OH, MY GOD,I'M GONNA DIE.

[shrieks]OH, MY GOD.

- DO THEY NEED, LIKE,A PILL OR SOMETHING?

- I DO.

- THERE AREA LOT OF SIMILARITIES