• Season 3, Ep 7

Jackie And Doug Strip Down

While Sundy is over for a visit, she sees a little more skin than expected.

03/31/2014 ยท 2:27

>> HI, NICK.

>> HEY, GUYS, HOW YOU DOING?

>> THANKS FOR COMING.

OH, GOOD, GOOD.

>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

THANK YOU.

AFTER ALL THE DRAMA IN PALM

SPRINGS WITH DRAYA, I'M

EXTREMELY HAPPY TO BE SHIFTING

MY FOCUS BACK TO MY COGNAC AND

DESIGNING MY BOTTLE.

I WANT THE BOTTLE TO BE VERY

SEXUAL IN NATURE.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE A COUPLE MAKIN'

LOVE ON MY COGNAC BOTTLE.

>> GET--GET COMFORTABLE.

>> AND REMEMBER, YOU'RE GONNA

HIDE ANY FLAWS THAT YOU SEE,

NICK.

PROMISE.

I WANT THE BREASTS TO NOT JUST

BE BREASTS.

WE NEED NIPPLES ON THERE.

I WANT DOUG'S HEAD TO BE, LIKE,

A SEXUAL BALL OF SORTS.

>> [laughs]

>> HI, GIRL.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> COMPROMISING.

>> HEY, SUNDY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

>> YOU BETTER NOT TELL A SOUL.

>> I WALK IN ON THE WEIRDEST

[bleep].

I JUST, YOU KNOW, COME OVER TO

TALK TO JACKIE ABOUT THE GIRLS'

TRIP, AND THIS DOES NOT LOOK

LIKE THE RIGHT TIME.

>> YOU THE ONLY WOMAN I EVER LET

SEE MY HUSBAND IN SOME UNDIES.

>> LORD, HAVE MERCY.

>> YOU GONNA BE THE FIRST PERSON

THAT WE GIVE A BOTTLE OF THIS

SPECIAL JACKIE CHRISTIE COGNAC

TO.

>> A BOTTLE?

OH, WAIT, WAIT--

>> YEAH, THE COGNAC'S GOING IN

HERE.

WE'RE DOING THE BOTTLE.

>> AND WHAT--THIS IS THE BOTTLE?

>> MM-HMM, AND IT'S GONNA BE US

INTEGRATED AS ONE.

LIKE, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE IN THE

MIDDLE OF REALIZING MY DREAM.

>> OKAY.

>> WHEN IT'S FINISHED, I JUST

WANT THEM TO BE LIKE, "OH, MY

GOD, WE HAVE A MASTERPIECE."

>> THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

EVERY TIME I LOOKED, I FELT

MYSELF LOOKING AT DOUG'S BUTT

CHEEKS.

LIKE...

[sighs]

OKAY, SO, HAVE YOU GUYS, LIKE,

COME UP WITH THE NAME?

WHO'S COMING UP WITH THE NAME?

>> IT'S JUST JACKIE CHRISTIE, BY

SIGNATURE COGNAC, BUT...

>> OKAY.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT NEEDS TO

BE "LOVE" OR "SEX"--YOU KNOW HOW

LIKE--YOU KNOW, OTHER BRANDS

HAVE THEIR NAME?

"ADAM AND EVE."

THAT'S THE NAME.

>> NO.

>> ADAM AND EVE COGNAC.

>> WHAT ABOUT "NAKED"?

>> "NAKED" IS NICE.

IT COULD BE "SMOOTH NAKED."

"GOLDEN LIQUID"?

>> [laughs]

>> [gasps] "GOLDEN SHOWERS."

>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE--

>> NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

>> JACKIE.

MM, MM, MM.

I'M SPEECHLESS.

I DON'T KNOW.

BYE, GUYS.

HUGS AND KISSES FROM A DISTANCE.

I GET WHAT JACKIE IS DOING.

I SUPPORT HER 100%.

BUT I HAVE TO GO.

>> DO YOU THINK SHE THINKS WE'RE

BAT[bleep] CRAZY?

>> NO, JUST CRAZY.