Check Yourself Episode 5: Putting the Side Chick In Her Place

Joc admits to messing with the realtor. Plus, Rasheeda questions Jasmine on her relationship with Kirk.

05/26/2014 · 5:01

[hip-hop music]

>> YOU'RE WATCHING LOVE &

HIP-HOP: ATLANTA SEASON THREE.

>> CHECK YOURSELF.

>> YOU'LL BE WATCHING US...

>> WATCH THE SHOW...

>> FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

>> YOU'LL BE GETTING OUR NATURAL

AND HONEST REACTION.

>> WE'RE WATCHING IT WITH YOU.

>> THE SCENE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

IS WHERE I POUNCE ON A REALTOR

WHO IS MESSING WITH MY MAN.

ARE YOU [bleep] MY MAN OR NOT?

>> I ABSOLUTELY AM.

>> BITCH!

>> OH, [bleep].

[laughs]

>> DAMN BITCH.

IT WAS THE BAG.

THE BAG WANTED TO STICK UP FOR

ME.

SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE WAS [bleep]

YOU.

SO YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR HOS.

>> SHE PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED HER

BY TRYING TO HIT HER WITH THE

BAG.

POW.

KHADIYAH WAS LIKE, "SHING."

KARLIE WAS LIKE, "OH, [bleep]."

OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

PEW!

KHADIYAH WAS LIKE, "NO. AH."

AND I HAD TO BE A MAN ABOUT IT

AND BE LIKE, "HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, WHAT Y'ALL DOING?"

>> I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU [bleep]

THE BITCH OR NOT.

>> YES, I'M [bleep] KARLIE.

>> THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING IN

ME THAT WAS TELLING ME THE

REASON WHY THIS [bleep] STINK IS

'CAUSE THIS BITCH SMELL LIKE

[bleep].

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> I THINK IF KARLIE WOULDN'T

HAVE DONE ALL THAT, WOULD HAVE

CHILLED AND JUST LET IT RIDE

OUT, IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD.

COULD HAVE LEFT FROM THERE, HAD

A LITTLE SEX AFTER THAT, GOT

SOME DRINKS OR SOMETHING.

BUT SHE WAS TRIPPING, SO I HAD

TO PUT HER ON RESTRICTION FOR A

FEW DAYS.

>> I KNEW...

HE WAS BROKE.

AND I KNEW NOT TO TRUST YOUR

ASS.

HOPE YOU GET YOUR CAREER BACK.

>> GET OUT THE CAR.

>> ARE YOU GONNA [bleep] DRIVE?

>> GET OUT THE CAR, KARLIE.

I COULD HAVE OPENED THE DOOR AND

BEEN LIKE, "GET OUT."

BUT I SAW SHE PUT THE CAR IN

DRIVE.

SO I DIDN'T WANT TO TRY TO PULL

HER OUT THE CAR AND THEN SHE HIT

THE GAS OR SOMETHING CRAZY.

THEN WE GOT A WHOLE NOTHER

SITUATION.

>> CRAZY REDD IN FULL EFFECT.

>> LET HER GO ON ABOUT HER

BUSINESS.

I'MA RIDE WITH YOU, MAN.

>> THESE GIRLS HAVE NO

SELF-ESTEEM ABOUT THEMSELVES.

IF I KNOW THAT YOU GOT A MAN, I

DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE A PART OF

YOUR TEAM.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO, LIVE IN THE

DOGHOUSE WHILE ME AND HIM IS IN

THE HOUSE?

>> KIND OF EMBARRASSED, BUT I

HAD TO TELL KHADIYAH

LIKE, "HEY, I'MA HAVE TO RIDE

WITH YOU, KD,

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE JUST TOOK

MY CAR.

IS THAT COOL?"

>> THE NEXT THING YOU'RE ABOUT

TO SEE IS ME AND RASHEEDA

ROLLING UP LITTLE OLD JASMINE AT

THE BAR.

>> LET'S KEEP IT 100.

JASMINE'S A CUTE GIRL, BUT SHE

AIN'T GOT [bleep] ON ME.

>> THAT'S HER RIGHT THERE?

>> MMM...YES.

>> SHE CUTE.

LOT OF GIRLS OUT HERE NOW, THEY

BIASED, BUT LITTLE-ASS GIRLS

SHOUT OUT TO THE LITTLE-ASS

GIRLS.

WHAT THE HELL?

>> YOU KNOW HOW THESE LITTLE

YOUNG HOS AIN'T GOT NO MORALS

NOWADAYS.

>> AND SHE A YOUNG GIRL.

Y'ALL REALLY NEED TO LOOK UP AND

LOOK AT Y'ALL BIG SISTERS AND

LEARN SOME [bleep] FROM US AND

STOP [bleep] AROUND IN THESE

BOOTY SHORTS.

>> HI, LADIES.

HOW YOU DOING TODAY?

>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

>> IS KIRK GONNA BE JOINING US

TODAY?

>> UM...

>> WHEN SHE SAID THAT [bleep], I

WANTED TO TAKE HER LITTLE ASS IN

THE BATHROOM AND GIVE HER A

[bleep] LECTURE.

HE ALREADY TOLD YOUR STUPID ASS

THAT THEY WAS BROKE UP ANYWAY.

YOU JUST MESSING UP THE GAME.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND

MY MAN?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

HEY, AIN'T NO NEED TO BEAT

AROUND THE BUSH, BABY.

JUST GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.

I WANT TO KNOW, ARE Y'ALL

[bleep] AROUND?

>> NO, WE'RE NOT.

>> HE SAID IT AIN'T NOTHING.

SHE SAID IT AIN'T NOTHING.

SO I SAID I'MA JUST TAKE IT AS

IT AIN'T NOTHING, BUT DON'T GET

IT TWISTED.

BITCH ALWAYS GONNA THINK IN THE

BACK OF HER MIND IT COULD BE

SOMETHING.

>> HE COMES IN HERE OFTEN WITH

HIM AND HIS FRIENDS AND THINGS

LIKE THAT, AND THEY COME AND

HAVE DRINKS.

>> YOU SEE HOW I WAS LOOKING AT

HER?

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE TABLE, AND

LOOK DOWN AS YOU'RE TALKING TO

ME, 'CAUSE I'M THE QUEEN.

BUT SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY,

"YOU KNOW, HE COME IN HERE

SOMETIMES WITH HIS BOYS."

AND THEN THAT JAW POPPED.

I WAS LIKE, "OOH, BABY. OOH."

>> WHAT ABOUT PHONE

CONVERSATIONS?

>> WE'VE HAD PHONE

CONVERSATIONS PERTAINING TO ME

WATCHING YOUR BABY.

>> KALENNA LOOKING LIKE,

"BITCH."

I'M LIKE, "YEAH."

SHOCK ME.

OH, SO Y'ALL BE TALKING ON THE

PHONE, HUH?

OH, REALLY?

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK IS COOL?

BITCH, PLEASE.

>> DO YOU KNOW CPR?

>> NO, I DON'T KNOW CPR.

>> OH.

>> BUT I CAN TAKE CLASSES.

>> I ASKED HER QUALIFYING

QUESTIONS I ALWAYS ASK SOMEBODY

WHO'S HOLDING MY LITTLE INFANT

CHILD.

CRIB DEATH, LIKE, YOU AIN'T

NEVER HEARD OF THAT?

>> I MEAN, HE'S REALLY NICE.

HE DOESN'T HIT ON ME OR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT, IF THAT'S WHAT

YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, ASKING.

>> GIRL, HE A OLD MAN.

MEN DON'T--THEY DON'T HIT ON

YOU.

THEY BE NICE TO YOU.

>> ALL THE MEN HERE ARE NICE TO

ME.

>> [laughs]

KALENNA'S A NUTCASE.

>> AND YOUR HAIR IS HONEY

BLONDE.

CLASS IS IN MOTHER[bleep]

SESSION.

SHE'S LIKE, "HE SEEMED REALLY

NICE."

OLD MEN ARE NICE TO LITTLE

GIRLS.

LIKE, YOU EVER HEARD OF NOT

TAKING CANDY FROM STRANGERS?

IT BE OLD MEN GIVING YOU CANDY.

LIKE, DUH.

>> IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE

BEEN AN INNOCENT-TYPE OF

SITUATION.

>> I'MA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

>> BUT I'M NOT SURE.

>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

MY [bleep] WOULDN'T BE COMING

BACK HERE, 'CAUSE SHE BAD.

>> SHE AIN'T FINNA BE WALKING UP

IN MY HOUSE.

IT BETTER NOT COME UP AS NOTHING

DIFFERENT, 'CAUSE IF IT DO, IT'S

GONNA BE TWO LESS PEOPLE LIVING

IN ATLANTA.

>> GIRL...

YOU BETTER THAN ME.

WE GONNA TAKE IT TO THE LORD IN

PRAYER, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T NOTHING.