• Season 3, Ep 4 ·

Check Yourself Episode 4: When The Help Hooks Up With Their Employers

Kirk and Stevie J discus hiring a hot babysitter for baby Karter, while Karlie looks back at real estate agent who slept with her man.

05/19/2014 · 5:00

>> YOU'RE WATCHING LOVE &

HIP-HOP: ATLANTA SEASON THREE.

>> CHECK YOURSELF.

>> YOU'LL BE WATCHING US...

>> WATCH THE SHOW...

>> FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

>> YOU'LL BE GETTING OUR NATURAL

AND HONEST REACTION.

>> WE'RE WATCHING IT WITH YOU.

>> THE SCENE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

IS KIRK TRYING TO HIRE JASMINE

AS A NANNY WITHOUT RASHEEDA'S

APPROVAL.

>> HEY, GUYS.

HEY, KIRK.

>> THAT LOOK RIGHT THERE SAYS

EVERYTHING BUT NO, STEVIE.

>> WHO IS THIS LITTLE RAP?

LOOK AT THAT WEAVE.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN KIRK?

>> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

>> [laughs]

>> I'M LIKE, I'M NOT MAD AT THAT

ANSWER.

SHE'S SAYING BASICALLY

THAT'S PRIVATE.

THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND HER.

>> HOW YOU GONNA BE RUDE

TO A GUY LIKE ME?

WHERE'S YOUR GOOD WEAVE?

WHERE'S YOUR BRAZILIAN HAIR?

>> WE ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING

NANNIES RIGHT NOW, AND--

>> [laughs]

DON'T TELL ME SHE GONNA BE

THE NANNY OF THE BABY.

OH!

>> SHE REALLY A LITTLE SEXY

LITTLE THING, AND I WAS TRYING

TO GIVE HER A JOB JUST TO GET

RASHEEDA BACK ON HER TOES.

>> I'VE HAD NANNIES THAT I'VE

SMASHED BEFORE, YOU KNOW?

IT HAPPENS.

>> KIRK, RASHEEDA'S NOT GONNA

LET HER IN THE CRIB.

KIRK, NOT HER.

>> SEE, THIS IS THE TYPE OF

STUFF THAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M OUT

WITH STEVIE AND BENZINO.

YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS

ARE STICK MASTERS

AND SEX THERAPISTS.

I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

>> DOING WHAT?

>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE

WITH KIDS?

HOW'S THAT GOING?

>> I HAVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS.

>> SHE'S GIVING HIM

THE GOOGLY-EYES.

HE'S GIVING THAT STUPID SMILE,

THAT SMIRK HE GIVING.

MAN, IT'S GONNA BE DEATH

BY RASHEEDA.

>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE SOMETHING

THAT LOOK GOOD, 'CAUSE IT

MOTIVATES ME TO MAKE SURE MY

BABY LOOK GOOD.

THAT'S MY STORY,

AND I'M JUST STICKING TO IT.

MY WIFE AND I ARE LOOKING

FOR A NANNY...

>> WIFE.

>> PART-TIME.

>> WHERE'S THIS RING?

>> MY RING?

>> TO SHOW THIS WIFE.

>> YEAH.

>> RASHEEDA, LISTEN.

I'M TOTALLY INNOCENT.

I'M SAYING, LET'S CATCH IT WHILE

SHE YOUNG, BREAK HER ASS IN,

AND GET HER TO DO WHAT SHE NEED

TO DO FOR KARTER AND US

AS A COMPANY.

WOULD YOU COME WORK WITH US?

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF THIS IS

SOMETHING SERIOUS AND FOR REAL,

I'LL TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION.

>> I'M SERIOUS.

I THINK WE CAN MOVE THE

RELATIONSHIP FORWARD.

>> "MOVE THE RELATIONSHIP

FORWARD"?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, RELATIONSHIP?

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TRYING TO GET

A JOB AS A NANNY.

THERE'S SOMETHING THAT KIRK'S

NOT TELLING US.

>> I KNOW SHE LOOK GOOD.

I KNOW SHE SHOULDN'T BE

A NANNY, BUT THAT'S THE TYPE OF

NANNY I WANT AROUND

IF I'MA HAVE ONE.

I WANT ONE THAT CAN MOTIVATE ME,

EXCITE ME WHEN SHE WALK BY.

>> THE NEXT SCENE YOU'RE ABOUT

TO SEE IS WHERE JOC AND I TOURED

A POTENTIAL HOUSE, AND I HAD TO

TAKE DOWN THIS LITTLE REALTOR.

>> PLEASE ACT RIGHT, KARLIE.

>> NOPE.

>> HEY, WELCOME BACK.

>> WHAT'S UP, KHADI?

>> HOW ARE Y'ALL?

>> ALL RIGHT.

GET INTO THE FRONT DOOR,

I WAS ALREADY KIND OF LIKE,

"OH, GOD."

I FELT LIKE, KNOWING KARLIE,

SHE'S GONNA BE STARTING [bleep].

THIS IS NOT--

[stammers]

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

IS THIS?

UGH.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE.

THIS [bleep] HAS THE AUDACITY TO

TAKE ME SOMEWHERE TO SEE

A HOUSE THAT WE ABOUT TO CLOSE

ON, AND I SEE THIS CHICK.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY

HER NAME.

MISS PIGGY, KADASIA, KADEEYA,

UH, TELETUBBY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS.

BUT ANYWAY...

THE HELP.

AREN'T YOU THE DRIVER THAT DROVE

US TO ALABAMA?

>> OH.

>> AND AREN'T YOU THE STYLIST

AND THE TAX PREPARER?

>> YES, ACTUALLY, I AM.

I WEAR A NUMBER OF PROFESSIONAL

HATS.

>> YOU PREPARE MY TAXES?

I TRUST YOU WITH MY TAXES?

THE GIRL IS JUST LIKE

JACK-IN-THE-BOX.

SHE KEEPS POPPING UP.

>> LET'S PROCEED THIS WAY AND

LOOK INTO THE GOURMET CHEF

KITCHEN, WHICH IS ACTUALLY

EXCELLENT FOR ENTERTAINING,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU COOK.

>> CALL IT A KEEPING AREA?

>> THIS IS THE KEEPING ROOM

RIGHT HERE TO OUR RIGHT.

>> MM-MM!

>> [laughs]

>> CAN WE HAVE SEX ON THIS

COUNTERTOP?

>> YEAH, OF COURSE WE CAN.

BUT THE CRAZY PART ABOUT WHEN

KARLIE DECIDED SHE WANTED TO

KISS ME IN FRONT OF KHADIYAH AND

PRESS UP AGAINST MY YOUNGUN DOWN

THERE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE,

"OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

IF YOU DON'T MIND, BABY, YOU

KNOW, I'D BE LIKING--

JUST MOVE--

I TRIED TO LEAVE OUT THE ROOM TO

GIVE THEM A SENSE OF,

HE'S CONFIDENT.

HE'S NOT TRIPPING.

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR

CONCERNS AT THIS POINT?

>> YES, I HAVE A QUESTION.

>> OKAY.

>> ARE YOU [bleep] MY MAN?

ALL I COULD LOOK AT IS MISS

PIGGY AT THIS POINT AND FIGURE

OUT WHY IS SHE [bleep] KERMIT

THE FROG?

>> HAVE WE HAD SEXUAL

RELATIONS BEFORE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?

>> UGH, MONICA LEWINSKY,

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> [laughs]

MONICA LEWINSKY?

[laughs]

>> I HEARD THAT SHE'S BEEN

SLEEPING WITH EVERYONE IN

ATLANTA.

I'M SORRY I HEARD THEY BOTH GET

AROUND.

>> THE ONLY PERSON I GET AROUND

WITH IS YOUR MAN.

>> SO YOU'RE [bleep] MY MAN.

>> I ABSOLUTELY AM.

EVERY NIGHT.

>> BITCH!

>> I WILL [bleep]--

>> "I WILL [bleep] YOU UP."

[laughing]

>> YOU JUST ADMITTED TO [bleep]

MY MAN, AND YOU KNOW THAT HE'S

MY MAN.

YOU A HO!

>> I SHOULD'VE STAYED RIGHT

THERE IN THAT KITCHEN.

>> YEAH, YOU MIGHT BE [bleep] MY

MAN, AND THEN HE COMES HOME TO

ME AND SMELLS LIKE [bleep].

DAMN IT!