• Season 3, Ep 6

Nicole Plans A Trip To Hawaii

When Nicole tells Drea and Shamicka about a girls trip to Hawaii, they are adamant that Jessica does not join them.

06/11/2014 ยท 2:17

>> HELLO, LADIES.

>> HI.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> BEAUTIFUL.

>> HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

>> GOOD, HOW YOU DOING?

>> GUESS WHAT.

>> WHAT?

>> MY BOY, MY FAVORITE PERSON ON

THE PLANET, BOB, HAS HOOKED ME

UP WITH A HOUSE IN HAWAII.

>> [gasps]

>> SO...

>> DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T DO THAT.

>> I NEED A VACATION.

>> YES!

BOB HAS BEEN MY REALTOR

FOREVER, AND HE REALLY KNOWS

HOW TO HOOK A GIRL UP.

[all cheering]

SO I WANT--

OF COURSE I WANT ALL OF MY

GIRLS TO GO.

>> WAIT.

>> WHO'S ALL?

>> I HEARD ALL.

I SMELL A DEAD CAT

AND A MUSTY WEAVE.

I THINK JESSICA'S COMING ON THIS

TRIP, AND I AM NOT--"NOT" WITH A

CAPITAL "N," CAPITAL "O," AND

CAPITAL "T"--GOING IF SHE DOES.

>> I WANT ALL MY GIRLS TO GO.

>> AND THAT'S WITHOUT JESSICA,

RIGHT?

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT YOUR GIRL.

>> RIGHT.

>> I WANT JESSICA TO GO AS WELL.

>> WHY?

>> YES.

>> WHY?

'CAUSE WE GONNA ALL END UP IN

A HAWAIIAN JAIL ONCE WE BEAT

THAT BITCH'S ASS.

>> RIGHT.

>> WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO

HAWAII TO GO TO JAIL.

>> WE'RE GONNA BEAT HER ASS BY

A LUAU-ING ON HER.

>> YOU'RE NOT.

I'M IN A BAD SPOT RIGHT HERE,

'CAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND, AND YOU

GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS, AND I DON'T

WANT THIS TO GO OUT LIKE THIS.

BUT THAT'S IF I CAN GET HER

TO GO.

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET HER

TO GO.

I'VE KNOWN JESSICA FOR YEARS,

AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPRESS

HERSELF IN A GREAT WAY

SOMETIMES.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I REALLY KNOW SHE HAS A GREAT

HEART.

>> ARE THERE ANY BLACK MEN IN

HAWAII?

THAT BITCH GOING.

>> GOD.

>> AS SOON AS THAT BITCH GET OFF

THE PLANE, SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE,

"ARE THERE ANY BLACK PENISES IN

HAWAII?"

SHE GOING.

TRUST ME.

SHE'S GOING.

[laughter]

WE SHOULD JUST HAVE NAKED BLACK

MEN AT THE AIRPORT WAITING ON

HER ASS SPELLING OUT "JESSICA."

>> OKAY, I'M DYING NOW.

STOP!

>> WHAT?

I'M JUST SAYING.

>> IT'S THE TRUTH.

>> JUST DON'T--DON'T PUT HER ON

A STAKE AND BURN HER.

>> WE'RE NOT.

WE WOULDN'T PUT HER ON THE STAKE

AND BURN HER.

WE'D WAIT TILL SHE'S IN

HER SLEEP.

SERIOUSLY?

[laughter]

>> WE CAN'T LET HER SEE US

COMING.

COME ON, NOW.