• Season 2, Ep 3

Pudie Tries To Sell Jim's Sneakers

In an effort to make some money, Pudie attempts to sell some of Jim's "old" sneakers but is stopped before he makes a single cent.

11/11/2013 ยท 2:36

>> MY NANA TAUGHT ME A LITTLE

BIT MORE ON HOW TO HUSTLE AND...

OH, CRAP.

I KNEW MY DAD HAD A BASEMENT

FULL OF SHOES, SO IF I TAKE

A FEW SNEAKERS, THEN HE MOST

LIKELY WON'T NOTICE.

THEN JUST SNIFFED THEM ALL DAY.

[breathes deeply]

AH.

[breathes deeply]

AH.

BUT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO GET

INTO IT BECAUSE MY DAD CAME OUT

OF THE SHOWER.

[speaking indistinctly]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT IS THIS?

>> SELLING YOUR OLD SHOES.

>> YOU SELL--HOW YOU KNOW THEY

OLD SHOES?

FIRST OF ALL, HOW--

>> THEY WERE IN THE BASEMENT.

>> HOW YOU FIGURE THAT THEY OLD?

THEY MINE; THEY NOT OLD.

I HAVE A LOT OF SHOES.

I'LL BE--I'M NOT--I DON'T REALLY

COUNT HOW MANY SHOES I HAVE.

I'M IN EXCESS OF MAYBE 1,000.

I'M A SNEAKER ADDICT.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO DO.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO WEAR.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO BUY.

YOU HEARD?

I FORGOT I HAD THESE.

>> I WAS GONNA SAVE THOSE FOR

YOU 'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THEY

WERE NICE.

>> YOU WAS GONNA SAVE THOSE

FOR ME?

WELL, WHY, THANK YOU.

GONNA SAVE MY SNEAKERS FOR ME.

PUDIE...

>> I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SELL

ONE SHOE YET.

>> THIS IS THIEVERY RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS GRAND LARCENY.

IF I CALL POLICE ON YOUR LITTLE

ASS, THEY WOULD COME LOCK

YOUR ASS UP.

>> BOO.

>> SO WE GONNA HUSTLE SMART,

OR WE GONNA HUSTLE BACKWARDS?

PUDIE'S CHILDHOOD IS WAY

DIFFERENT THAN MY OWN CHILDHOOD.

I GREW UP IN THE HOOD.

I GREW UP IN HARLEM.

BUT FOR HIM, IT'S WAY DIFFERENT.

IT'S KIND OF HARD TO NOT SPOIL

A KID WHEN YOU WANT A KID TO

HAVE EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T HAVE,

BUT I TRY TO INSTILL THAT

DISCIPLINE IN HIM AT THE SAME

TIME, SO...

HE HAS A HELL OF A LIFE.

I GOT TWO JOBS FOR YOU.

ONE: YOU GONNA TAKE ALL THESE

BOXES BACK INSIDE, PACK THEM UP

NEATLY WHERE YOU GOT THEM FROM,

AND TOMORROW,

I GOT A BASKETBALL GAME.

YOU'LL COME, MAKE SURE ALL THE

PLAYERS GOT TOWELS WHEN THEY

COME BACK TO THE SIDELINE,

MAKE SURE THEY GOT WATERS WHEN

THEY COME BACK TO THE SIDELINE.

>> SO I'M BASICALLY JUST

A FRAT BOY.

>> YOU GETTING PAID, THOUGH.

>> HOW MUCH?

>> HOW MUCH?

>> LIKE 40 OR MAYBE 80?

>> I'M NOT PAYING YOU 80 TO

MAKE SURE SOMEBODY GOT WATERS.

>> 65.

>> 57.

>> 60.

>> I GIVE YOU 59 AND...

>> 60.

>> NO, YOU WANT THIS 59 OR NOT?

>> YES.

>> DAP IT UP. DAP IT UP.

MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD CHANCE TO

SHOW HIM WHAT IT IS TO WORK HARD

AT BEING A BOSS, 'CAUSE HE STILL

HAS TO ANSWER TO ME.

BUT I THINK HE'LL GET IT.

COME ON, MAN.

GET THEM BOXES.

>> OKAY, NO, OKAY--THOUGH, NOW

YOU ARE OD'ING.

NOW YOU ARE OD'ING.