• Season 1, Ep 1

Ebro Announces The Hot 97 Reality Show

When Ebro tells his crew that they are filming a reality show for VH1, the group is not thrilled to learn that camera are going to be following them around.

03/31/2014 ยท 2:17

- SO WE'RE DOING THIS MIC'INGTHING ALL THE TIME,

WHERE THIS GUY'S GOTTO KNEEL DOWN IN FRONT OF ME.

HEY, I'M EBRO DARDEN.

I'M THE VICE PRESIDENTOF PROGRAMMING,

THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR,

AND CURRENTLYON THE MORNING SHOW.

SO I LOOK AT THE CAMERA,OR I LOOK AT YOU?

- YOU LOOK AT ME.- OH, OKAY.

BUT THE TEAM'S IN HERE.COME ON.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

- HEY.- WHOA.

WHY IS THERE CAMERAS HERE?

- WELL, WE'RE SHOOTINGA HOT 97 REALITY SHOW.

- NOW?LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

I'M JUST A LITTLE ANNOYED,

'CAUSE EBRO USUALLY TELLS MEWHEN THINGS ARE GOING ON HERE.

SO FOR SOMETHING THIS BIG TO BEGOING ON AND I DIDN'T KNOW

IS ANNOYING.

AND FOR TV, WE COULD HAVE BEENMAYBE MORE PREPARED.

I WOULDN'T HAVE WORNTHIS HIDEOUS BROWN SWEATER

AND THIS STUPID PONYTAIL.

COULDN'T GIVE USA LITTLE HEADS-UP?

A LITTLE HAIR AND MAKEUP?A LITTLE SOMETHING?

- I MEAN, I DIDN'T TELL THEMWE WERE COMING BEFOREHAND

BECAUSE I FIGUREDIF I TOLD THEM,

THEN THEY'D ASKA BUNCH OF QUESTIONS,

AND THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE,"I NEED HAIR, AND I NEED MAKEUP,

AND I NEED THIS,AND I BLAH-LA-LA."

- I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

- OF COURSE YOU DO.

- WHO IS BEHIND THIS SHOOT,AND WHO IS PRODUCING IT?

- IT'S VH1.

- OH, MY GOD.- OH, MAN.

- I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT LAURA.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYSWANT ME TO DO.

I'M WEARING PANTIESALL THE TIME.

- IT'S AN INSIDE LOOKAT HOT 97.

WE'RE NOT DOING HAIR PULLING.WE'RE NOT DOING FIGHTING.

NOW THEY'RE A LITTLE UPSET.MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TOLD THEM.

BUT I THINK THIS IS A GREAT LOOKINSIDE THE FAMILY.

- HERE'S THE THING.

IT IS ENTERTAINING ALWAYSWHEN WE HAVE GUESTS.

WHAT ABOUT SHOWING THATON THE SHOW?

- THEN I COULD SEE IT WORKING.- SEE? YOU SEE?

- NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MEEATING PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS.

- WE NEED A BIG ARTIST,THOUGH, LIKE RIHANNA.

- EMINEM.

- WHO'S GOT RELATIONSHIPS?EMINEM.

YOU'RE WHITE. LET'S GO.JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

- ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.- JUSTIN BIEBER.

- BIEBER?I CAN GO WITH JUSTIN.

- LET'S GO.ALL THE JUSTINS.

ANYBODY WHITE AND FAMOUS,WE EXPECT YOU--

- OKAY, WHITE HOTLINE,I NEED SOME ARTISTS OVER HERE

STAT.

- YOU GOT TO GET JAY Z.

- OOH, JAY Z.

all: HOVA! HOVA! HOVA!

- YO, REALLY?

ANGIE'S KNOWN HIM WAY LONGERTHAN I'VE KNOWN HIM.

- YEAH,AND WE ARE GREAT FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE I DON'T ASK HIM TO DOSTUPID THINGS LIKE THIS.

I KNOW EVERYBODYWANTS THEIR TV SHINE

AND THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME,BUT IF--

HONESTLY, IF THIS SHOW DEPENDSON GETTING JAY Z FOR THE SHOW,

YOU MIGHT AS WELLWRAP THE SEASON RIGHT NOW.

THANK YOU.GOOD NIGHT.

- I'LL DEALWITH GETTING THE ARTISTS.

AND LET'S DO GREAT RADIO.