• Season 4, Ep 4

T.I. and Tiny Buy The Kids A Dog

T.I. and Tiny plan a scavenger hunt for their kids in order to discover that they are getting a dog. Once they know the prize, they must sign a dog responsibility contract.

04/21/2014 ยท 3:27

>> HEY, CHILDREN.

>> HEY, THERE'S ONE.

OH.

>> LOOK AT THE LITTLE ONE.

WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BUDDY?

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WITH A

SODA.

DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A--

UH-UH, COME ON, COME ON.

>> THIS IS WATER.

>> WHOA, WHAT'S UP, BOY?

SO, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES, THERE

IS A SURPRISE THAT WE HAVE FOR

YOU.

READ, PLEASE.

>> OKAY, CLUE NUMBER ONE.

>> OOH, THAT WAS A GOOD START.

>> WE MUST STAY TOGETHER TO

COMPLETE THE HUNT.

THERE'S A GIFT AT THE END.

THIS IS NOT A STUNT.

EACH ROOM WILL BE A CLUE WITH AN

ENVELOPE SEALED.

ONE FIRST IS UNDER YOUR POKEMON

BATTLEFIELD.

>> WHOO.

>> WAIT, WAIT.

I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

>> WHERE IS IT?

>> WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

WE ALL ON A TEAM.

>> [laughs]

>> I FINALLY CONVINCED TIP TO

BREAK DOWN AND GET THE KIDS

SOMETHING THEY'VE BEEN WANTING

FOR YEARS, BUT WE HAD TO DO

SOMETHING BIG TO PRESENT IT.

SO WE MADE UP A LITTLE SCAVENGER

HUNT.

LET'S SEE IF THE KIDS CAN FIGURE

IT OUT.

>> [laughs]

>> WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP.

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU AT.

>> KING, NO, GIVE THAT TO--YOU

GOT TO GIVE THAT TO MESSIAH.

>> DID YOU FIND THE CLUE?

[laughter]

>> WE WANT TO READ IT.

>> GO AHEAD, MESSIAH.

>> SO--

>> WHO'S THE HARRIS PIANIST?

>> DEYJAH.

>> OH, OKAY.

>> I WASTED ALL MY DAMN TIME ON

THESE CLUES, AND Y'ALL JUST--

>> [laughs]

>> [scoffs]

>> AHEM, CLUE NUMBER THREE,

HURRY UP, HARRIS CREW.

MOVE AS FAST AS A ROCKET.

YOU WILL FIND YOUR NEXT CLUE IN

THE FAR CORNER POCKET.

>> WHAT'S A CORNER POCKET?

>> [laughs]

OH, ON THE POOL TABLE.

>> WAIT, WHAT?

>> HEY, IT SAYS CORNER POCKET,

POOL TABLE.

CORNER POCKET.

[pops lips]

CORNER POCKET.

DON'T YOU SHOOT POOL?

>> HUH?

>> DON'T YOU SHOOT POOL?

>> DON'T I DO POOL?

>> DON'T YOU SHOOT POOL ON THE

TABLE?

ON THE TABLE.

>> THERE IS ONE MORE PLACE THAT

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO GO.

GET READY, MY KIDS, TO WATCH

YOUR GIFT GROW.

IT REQUIRES FOOD, LOVE, AND EVEN

A GROOM, SO COME UP TO THE

FAMILY MEETING ROOM.

>> OKAY, Y'ALL, Y'ALL RUNNING

TOO QUICK.

>> HA, HA, HA, HA.

IT'S A DOG.

>> DOGGY.

>> OH, IT'S A DOG.

>> HOW CUTE.

>> SO SMALL I THOUGHT IT WAS

FAKE.

>> ALL THESE YEARS THEY'VE BEEN

ON MY NERVES ABOUT A DOG, AND

THEN THEY FINALLY GET ONE, WHAT

DO I GET?

JUMPING UP AND DOWN, EXCITEMENT?

"OH, OH, OH, WE HAVE A DOG."

NO, I DON'T GET NOTHING.

THEY JUST GIVE ME--

OKAY, HEY, LISTEN, GUYS,

THIS IS THE HARRIS FAMILY

CONTRACT.

WE COMMIT TO BEING AN ACTIVE

PART OF THE HARRIS FAMILY DOG.

WE PROMISE TO KEEP IT FED AND

HYDRATED, GIVE IT SHELTER, TEACH

IT HOW TO OBEY.

KING, THAT IS SOMETHING YOU

CANNOT TEACH 'CAUSE YOU NEVER

LEARNED IT.

WE UNDERSTAND THAT IF WE BREACH

THIS CONTRACT, THE DOG WILL GO

TO A HOME THAT CAN PROVIDE THIS.

>> WE FINALLY GOT THE KIDS A DOG

BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE FELT LIKE

THE KIDS COULD REALLY HANDLE THE

RESPONSIBILITY AND TAKE CARE OF

THE DOG.

IF THEY CAN'T, NO MORE DOG.

>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR

COOPERATION.

GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATULATIONS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ENJOY YOUR FAMILY PET.

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