10 Life Hacks We Learned From ‘Fresh Off the Boat’

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Employ your kid (or a kid) to get your to-do list done in half the time.

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To avoid paying for an auto accident, twist the other party’s complaints.

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Make your kids sleep in the closet to make your obnoxious in-laws think you’re financially successful enough to have a bunch of rooms in your house.

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Trick your kids to spare them from a life of ignorance. Say you’re going to the city to get what they want, but buy them an educational game instead. Their knowledge will outlast their mistrust in you. 

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Fake it ’til you make it.

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Sure, some of these tips are a little too un-PC to say out loud, but you know deep down they’re super effective.

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Spotted: Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ First Time in Public with Their Daughter

by (@TaylorFerber)

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The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived: Blake Lively and Ryan Reynoldsperfect spawn has emerged into the public eye.

The couple was spotted Feb. 28 at JFK, with their 2-month-old bundle of joy, allegedly named James. We know motherhood has been good to Blake, who recently stunned at New York Fashion Week, so you better believe this MILF traveled in style.

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Wait for it…

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THERE SHE IS.

Mom and dad look amazing, and even the way she’s being held looks like effortless perfection. Then again, has the couple ever been anything short of perfect? The gallery proves no, no they have not.

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Just last night Ryan gushed about his daughter, who has him “wrapped around her finger,” on The Tonight Show. It’s really all too much.

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What Happened To the Hot Guys from Your Favorite Movies?

by (@TaylorFerber)

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There is nothing more upsetting than when a super sexy actor slides under the radar. You know who I’m talking about, and this educational journey we’re about to embark on is long overdue.

I’m talking about The Princess Diaries‘ Eric von Detten, Save the Last Dance‘s Sean Patrick Thomas, and Crazy/Beautiful‘s Jay Hernandez. WHERE ARE YOU? Thankfully Mean Girls star Jonathan Bennett (aka Cady’s crush Aaron Samuels) is joining the cast of Hit the Floor, but the rest of you: come back!

When I say, “What happened to the hot guy?” I mean, why are they no longer in my life? And on that note, are they still as hot as they were when I pined over them and watched their movies on repeat? Check out what your former crushes are up to now.

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‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Season 7 Premiere: Who’s Your Front-Runner?

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On the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race, we met our 14 new queens, and, frankly, they had a lot to live up to. Last season gave us some of the most beloved contestants the series has ever produced — Bianca Del Rio (ALL HAIL) and Adore Delano. We didn’t get too many instant love affairs like we have in the past — no Adore or Willam walking in and winning us over immediately, but we did get a nice idea of who some of these queens are and what they can do.

Before the hellos, let’s discuss a welcome goodbye: Santino Rice is no more. I am FINE with this. Especially because this gives us Carson Kressley and Ross Matthews, pure delight in human forms!

So, the queens themselves. They will of course set themselves apart over the course of the season, but in this initial introduction, I counted at least two Pandora Boxxes, an Ivy Winters/Milk situation and a couple Ravens who think they’re the most beautiful belles of their balls.

So far, the queens who are achieving early domination in getting us to love them and actively root for their eternal stay are Jasmine Masters, Ginger Minj, and, my early favorite, Katya.

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Katya is already hilariously wonderful in and out of drag. In talking heads, Katya is self-effacing and likeable and can give us great runway looks. Katya could be around a while.

On the main stage, Kandy Ho, who had already committed a cardinal sin of humanity by asking Tempest DuJour how old she is, doubled down on her ageism, saying that she was not feeling Tempest’s look so asked how old she was to find out where she was coming from. This would be your standard shade if not for the fact that three-quarters of the judging panel is over 45 years old and RuPaul, the grand dame of it all, is 54. So maybe knocking a queen for being old isn’t the best way to endear yourself to these judges. And she didn’t — because she was placed in the bottom two with Tempest. Given the conversations that took place, I’m sure I wasn’t alone in hoping Tempest would turn out an outstanding performance and show this young queen how it’s done. That did not happen. Tempest’s lipsync was reminiscent of those air dancer things in front of car dealerships, while Kandy was this twerking wonder. She may hate old people, but you can’t hate her moves.

Best runway looks:
The best looks of both challenges were owned by Violet Chachki, our winner of the night, who in her nude main challenge look (Violet was actually nude whereas most of the other contestants went with body suits) ensured I would never eat again.

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As for the main challenge itself, sure, there was some rough work with some cheap flesh-colored spandex, but there were some great looks and a whole lot of hot bodies. But I was personally a big fan of the butterfly-inspired queens, Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters.

COCOON REALNESS!

Quotes of the night:
“No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.” – Jasmine Masters

“We have to be naked and I have the body of a 55-year-old Irish rock climber.” – Katya

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Cindy Crawford “Non-Retouched” Photos Spark Lawsuit, Benedict Cumberbatch Has a Romantic Honeymoon + More in Today’s Last Lap

by (@TaylorFerber)

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Cindy Crawford‘s “non-retouched” spread wasn’t completely real, Benedict Cumberbatch and wife Sophie Hunter are enjoying an island honeymoon, Jessie James Decker is expecting baby No. 2, and more celebrity news.

  • The photographer of Cindy Crawford’s “non-retouched” spread claims the photos were altered to make her “midsection look haggard” and has started a lawsuit. [TMZ]
  • Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter are on their 10-day honeymoon in Bora Bora. [Yahoo!]
  • Jessie James Decker is expecting her second baby with NFL hubby Eric Decker. [E!]

Vivianne is so excited because she is going to be a big sister! We are over the moon about having another baby!!!

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  • Kate Middleton is as adorable as expecting with her growing baby bump. [E!]
  • Try Kristin Cavallari‘s paella, then tell us how it is. [Gawker]
  • Six Feet Under alum Lauren Ambrose tests her knowledge of famous redheads.

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Everybody Breathe: There’s a Silver Lining to Jared Leto Chopping Off His Amazing Hair

by (@TaylorFerber)

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Yes, Jared Leto cut his hair today. But stop mourning the loss of those beautiful, long-flowing locks because there are upsides (we promise).

Known for taking on drastic physical transformations in his films, this cut is only part of becoming The Joker in the upcoming film Suicide Squad. Director David Ayer made it real with this Twitter post.

Here’s the thing. Leto already told Billboard that he’s bulking up big time for the role. (YAS.) And, if you remember correctly, he’s still seriously hot with short hair.

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Um, hi Jared.

So stop your crying and realize he is going to be one buff, sexy Joker, even if his locks are short. When it comes to hair, the actor can do no wrong (check out the gallery for proof). In fact, we’re actually really excited to see his new ‘do.

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Did we mention he could do no wrong?

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Will Amber Rose Replace Kelly Osbourne on ‘Fashion Police’?

by (@TaylorFerber)

Last week, Giuliana Rancic called out Zendaya‘s dreadlocks on Fashion Police, saying they looked like they smelled of “weed.” Chaos immediately ensued, and co-host Kelly Osbourne has since quit the show. So who’s in the running to replace her?

The Gossip Table reports that NeNe Leakes, Chrissy Teigen, and — wait for it — Amber Rose are being eyed to fill the show veteran’s spot. It’s fantastic that the network is looking to diversify the cast, but are producers going overboard by considering such wild cards (especially Rose)? All ladies would be extremely entertaining, but it seems like the show is going extra lengths to get disinterested fans back on board with unpredictable personalities who make headlines themselves, and are capable of turning everything upside down.

Does anyone smell desperation? Or is this a smart move?

Word on the street is that Melissa Rivers may also be stepping down as executive producer. There have also been rumors that the show might be canceled, and Rancic’s fate remains unclear. TGT has more.

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Kris Jenner Gets Herself the Most Money from New Kardashian Show Deal Because She’s a Boss

by (@TaylorFerber)

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Kris Jenner has been running the massive Kardashian family business since day one. Nearly a decade later, did you really expect things to be going any differently?

The family signed a new deal with E! that will keep Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its spin-offs running for four more seasons. If you’re not a fan, you might as well get used to it.

Since Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kim, Kendall, and Kylie will mostly star in the upcoming seasons, they’ll have to split the money evenly, racking in an average of  $170,000 per episode. But the person who’s benefiting the most? Momager Kris Jenner, who is making an additional 10 percent of what her daughters will make from the $80 million deal.

However, The Gossip Table reports that some of Kris’ daughters aren’t too pleased with that money situation (cough, Kim, cough). They learn to deal, and appreciate their mom’s business savvy, because Kris will never stop being the queen of the royal reality TV family.

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The Most Sickening Fights in ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ History

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Tonight, at long last, our beloved RuPaul’s Drag Race returns for a sickening seventh season, and we are gagging on the excitement. As we emotionally prepare to invite 14 new queens into our lives and hearts, let’s look back on the fights that had us gasping, laughing and saying, “…back rolls?”

Tatianna vs. Tyra Sanchez (Season 2)

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“If I don’t like you, I don’t like you.”

Shangela vs. Mimi Imfurst (Season 3)

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“Because I am what? SICKENING.”

Sharon Needles vs. Phi Phi O’Hara (Season 4)

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“Go back to Party City where you belong!”

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“Your tone seems very pointed right now.”

Jiggly Caliente vs. Lashauwn Beyond (Season 4)

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“This is not RuPaul’s Best Friends Race!”

Everyone vs. Serena ChaCha (Season 5)

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“Don’t try it, little boy.”

Alyssa Edwards vs. Jade Jolie (Season 5)

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“…Back rolls?”

Everyone vs. Laganja Estranja (Season 6)

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“I feel very attacked!”