Warning: Don't Watch the Steamy 'Chocolate City' Trailer with Your Boo

Tyson Beckford, Michael Jai White, Ginuwine, and Darrin Henson star in what's most likely going to be your new favorite movie of the year/your life. Chocolate City's story is almost identical to Magic Mike (a fresh-faced guy gets brought into the whirlwind life of a stripper), but who gives a crap? It's just more cut dudes for us to stare at.

Amidst all of the delicious abs and bumping and grinding is this gem: Former Nickelodeon child star Robert Ri'chard (of Cousin Skeeter), all grown up.

Hi, Robert.

Just hi.

Beckford knows Chocolate City (out May 22) keeps getting compared to Magic Mike, but he's cool with it. Like we said, it's just more love to go around (and probably get us pregnant).

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