Jamie Dornan Is Wearing Way Too Much Clothing in the First Fifty Shades Darker Teaser

In my humble opinion.

Fifty Shades Darker isn’t coming out for another century (or 2017, so basically the same thing), but we already got a small tease thanks to the Blu-ray release of Fifty Shades of Grey this week. Jamie Dornan channels Christian’s kinkiness with his black mask, but he really should be taking off clothing, not adding some. He’s called the Golden Torso for crying out loud.

But what does everyone else think?

Stephanie got more excited than you’ll ever be in your life.

JK, this person did.

This guy couldn’t care less.

Neither could Venny.

Everyone else is basically pumped.

And Rob here has the right idea.

I’m apparently the only one who had a problem with this teaser but that’s because I won’t stop until I see some golden abs.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.