Fifty Shades Darker isn’t coming out for another century (or 2017, so basically the same thing), but we already got a small tease thanks to the Blu-ray release of Fifty Shades of Grey this week. Jamie Dornan channels Christian’s kinkiness with his black mask, but he really should be taking off clothing, not adding some. He’s called the Golden Torso for crying out loud.
But what does everyone else think?
Stephanie got more excited than you’ll ever be in your life.
— MissSteffSomerhalder (@MissSteff89) April 30, 2015
JK, this person did.
— мσυмιтα❤ (@moumita03) April 30, 2015
This guy couldn’t care less.
— Julius S.™️ (@Manila_Killa) April 30, 2015
Neither could Venny.
Not another 2 hrs of terrible acting,pretend orgasms, meaningless stares and a helicopter #FiftyShadesDarker
— Venny (@venetia6791) April 30, 2015
Everyone else is basically pumped.
— Briana Lizette (@Breethelion) April 30, 2015
— Hannah ♡ (@ollgisourdream) April 30, 2015
And Rob here has the right idea.
— Rob Stockman (@HngOver) April 30, 2015
I’m apparently the only one who had a problem with this teaser but that’s because I won’t stop until I see some golden abs.