Wait, Is Robert Pattinson FKA Twigs’ Baby Daddy?

Your ovaries are sad rn.

First comes love, then comes a prenup, then comes baby — at least that’s what some people think. Last month we learned Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are engaged, and already, the pregnancy rumors are flying.

It all started at Coachella, where Star magazine reported Twigs was spotted with a potential baby bump and wasn’t seen drinking. More speculation came this week when Karen Clarkson, Twigs’ fashion director, posted this photo of the singer posing naked in the bathtub, hiding her midsection, in nothing but her engagement ring.

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So do they have a musical vampire bun in the oven? “There is no baby on the way and they are not getting pregnant anytime soon,” a source tells Hollywood Life. “[Getting pregnant] would be really bad right now with for careers and they are not ready to be parents.”

Are you really surprised? That Coachella “baby bump” was flatter than any stomach I know. And don’t lie, you’re a little relieved because you still kinda, sorta, not really but maybe have a shot.

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