It was the Rashidah show when it comes to one-liner one hitter quitters on part one of the Love and Hip Hop reunion. Rashidah threw the most jaw dropping laugh out loud darts of the night, and she was unstoppable. Usually Erica’s temper is on 150 allowing her to have the upper hand (because she’s the loudest). The tables were turned when an emotional Erica fell apart as Rich, Rich’s mom and Olivia let her have a dose of her own medicine. All night Erica was fighting back tears.
Rashidah and Erica may have owned the night for better or for worse, but there were several glorious moments, tea spilled and quotables for days. Our reunion recap is broken down by the best quotes of the night. Any of your favorites not make the list? Add your own in the comments section!
“What I chose to do was kind of use Yandy as a messenger service like UPS or FED EX.”
“I don’t want to kick you when you down. Let’s box toe to toe while you up.”
“Mendeecees, however, it was shocking to me that he would ever mention me because he had one of the smallest penises I’ve ever seen on a human being. Yandy, Yandy, can you not attest to that?”
“The reason I called you a clown is because clowns do things that are inappropriate. That’s what makes them clowns.”
“Winter’s only friend is Winter. And money.”
“You sleep with everybody dude. You sleeping with your friend baby father right now. Probably why you pregnant.”
“Exactly. She wants me to be a prostitute like her.”
“She’ll be hearing from my lawyer. I really do hope you make a lot of money ’casue we gon’ make a lot of money together. Thank you.”
“You’re a rat. You’re a rat, b*tch. And I’m here to serve your rat a– poison.”
“You gon’ come out the closet this season or next?”
“And make sure you return your shoes when this is over.”
“You think that b*tch said that to me and I didn’t put my foot in her neck?…But you was googling me ho.”
Mona to Raqi
“Do not ever tell me to chill,” Mona said.
’We know she can’t sing, we know she can’t do nothing else. Just suck Rich’s d*ck and shut the f— up.”
“I take what I want.”
“I wanted to prove to everybody here in the audience that i could take the most non-talent mug in the whole wide world and put her on the charts and go to number 25.”
“Let’s don’t even go there. I’m not the one…somebody turn her mic off ’cause she got nothing to say.”
Everyone told the truth for their lie detector results, which is honest of them, but not super exciting. But who expected Joe to say he wasn’t in love with Tahiry or for Erica to admit she was actually in love with Rich. And where does that leave the ex boos now.
Are you currently in love with Tahiry? No. Passed.
Since the breakup with Kaylin have you had sex with Kaylin? Yes. Passed.
Were you ever in love w/Rich Dollaz? Yes. Passed
Does the R tattoo stand for Rich? Yes. Passed
Did you cheat on Rich w/anyone other than Tiffany? Yes. Passed
What a night. Stay tuned for Part II on Monday, April 15 at 8PM ET/PT.