From The Jenny McCarthy Show Cocktail Files: Rove Mars With A “Dickquiri”

The Mars Rover must have a dirty mind because its tracks left a phallic image in the planet’s red dust. That’s why Jenny McCarthy is honoring NASA’s little robot with the Dickquiri drink during tonight’s episode of The Jenny McCarthy Show. So, bottoms up! Just remember not to rove and drive…

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+Ice cubes
+2 oz light rum
+1 oz triple sec
+1/4 cup fresh strawberries, hulled
+1/2 teaspoon sugar
+splash of fresh lime juice
+whole banana, for garnish


Cut a banana in half. With one of the halves, cut two slices and reserve. Fill a blender with ice cubes, rum triple sec, strawberries, powdered sugar and fresh lime juice. Mix for 30 seconds or until the drink achieves a smooth consistency.

Serve in a margarita glass. For garnish, place the banana half and the two slices in the glass and arrange them so that they resemble a certain phallic object. Enjoy!