'Basketball Wives': Stank Attitudes And Angry Birds

"Little Tami" rears her ugly head this week!

"We didn't get the memo to come later, we came on time," Shaunie explains.

"Well, when it's somebody's birthday," Tasha reasons, no matter how late the birthday girl is, you wait. "Who comes to a birthday party and leaves?"

"I am sorry your feelings were hurt, that was not the intention," Shaunie says. "But --- "

"There is no 'buts,'" Tasha tells her. "We don't need to go into the 'but' part.'"

"But," Shaunie continues, "you was late."

Tasha asks Suzie for her excuse and then dismissed her because, as she tells Suzie directly, "You just follow what the other ladies do."

The reactions in this scene? Priceless:

"Well s---, we spent like $300!" Evelyn says. Suzie says she'd be happy to take the toys off Tasha's hands. Reminder: Suzie's been celibate for a year! Of course she would.

Since Tami wasn't able to attend the party, Tasha tells her it would still be nice if she got her a gift. Any time this month is fine, since Tasha celebrates birthday month. This, after she takes a dump all over the gift she did receive from the others. Nope. Not gonna fly with Tami.

This whole scene is awkward and uncomfortable, and it doesn't help that Suzie, who is clearly pissed off at the stuff Tasha said to her, keeps taking digs at her, like saying that the next present they should get Tasha is a watch so she's not late again. This is a sign of things to come. Terrible things to come.

And Tami's also promoting a weight-loss product that helped her get into the great shape she's in. The one drawback of having a great body and endorsing a weight-loss supplement, however, is that sometimes you might have to do photo shoots showing off said body, and that makes Tami uncomfortable. She nervously goes to her shoot, but there's no need to worry after all, she kills it.

(Check out more photos from her shoot here.)

Tami's also trying to teach Suzie how to have a more commanding presence, because Suzie feels completely disrespected by Tasha and she wants to gain some power and control in her relationships. If anyone can teach Suzie how to take control, it's Tami.

"You don't have to be confrontational, but you still can have a point of view," Tami tells Suzie.

Suzie plans to confront Tasha, and she says "Stop taking kindness for weakness. Because I may not be that nice person anymore."

Suzie goes to Tasha's hotel room to confronther and, just like Tasha, she gets right to business. Except that she kind of just launches a missile instead of easing into things, and she tells Tasha "F--- you for acting that way toward me."

"F--- you is a little harsh," Tasha says.

"Well, f--- you," Suzie says, bringing out her "Little Tami."

"F--- you back," Tasha responds.

"F--- you harder." Are we in eighth grade here?

Tasha kicks Suzie out of her hotel room but she can't leave well enough alone and before the elevator can come, she confronts Suzie again and it devolves into a "whose hand is in whose face" situation. Tasha walks away but Suzie chases her and knocks her hat off.

"Put your hands on me again and it's going to be a major problem," Tasha tells her. Sounds like Little Tami might have a Little Tasha to contend with.