Spooky, Scary + Ratchet: Halloween Costume Ideas For VH1 Celebs

Cabbage Patch

ET

Bagel

French Fries

Maid

Teletubby

Miss Piggy

Ramen Noodles

Rudolph

Uncle Fester

From Tameka Raymond and Torrei Hart reading each other for filth on Atlanta Exes to Karlie Redd coming up with every nickname under the sun for Joc's "real estate agent" Khadiyah on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, you know our celebs know how to hurl an insult.

We know that it's not always so nice but we think that the Hazels and Miss Nikki Babies of the world should show the Love & Hip Hop Hollywood haters where to go by having the last laugh. So, we've come up with a handy Halloween costume guide for all our cast members who have been name called.

From the "busted ass Cabbage Patch dolls" to the "pimento cream cheese" -- we've collected the worst insults and made the best costume suggestions! Now, get yourself to a party and win first prize.