Royal Baby Princess Charlotte Is Already Living Like a Damn Queen

Bow down, bitches.

Princess Charlotte is four days old and already living luxuriously. Kate Middleton and Prince William’s little girl has fine China, baby dolls, a five-pound coin, and an official horoscope being made in her honor. And wait until you hear about the summer plans in store for the “$2 billion baby.”

The Gossip Table reports that mom and dad are preparing to take Charlotte away to a 10-bedroom estate in Norfolk, England over the summer, where they’ll be joined by Kate’s mom Carole. They reportedly want their newborn out of the public eye, and a little bit of normalcy during her first year of life. That’s a lot of rooms for someone who can’t even walk.

Delightful plans are in store for the princess, but her older bro Prince George is over here like…

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Over it.

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