Pasties advocate Miley Cyrus wore her signature look on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night. Clad in heart-shaped pasties, a rainbow-colored cape, and various nonsensical accessories, Miley spoke to Jimmy about her boobs and being a nudist vegan in what became the best interview of her career so far.
But before all of that, Miley pulled a Drake and went undercover to find out what people really think of her. She pretended to be an Australian reporter named Janet and asked random people on the street their thoughts on the real Miley. She underwent quite the roast. The first dude she talked to admitted he didn’t like her entire family and said that he much prefers Taylor Swift. But Miley/Janet took it all like a pro. She twerked with some fans and showed one guy, who had a hunch that Janet was actually Miley, her boobs.
When it came time for her Jimmy Kimmel interview, Miley walked out like this:
She admitted that she was “a little cold.” Had she been alerted of the temperature in the room, she might have “worn a shirt,” but then again, nah. She proceeded to talk a lot about breasts — mainly her own — in what became the best interview of her career so far.
She revealed that her boobs once made Paul McCartney uncomfortable. She said that her father would probably rather her not have her breasts out, but that he’d “rather me have my tits out and be a good person than have a shirt on and be a bitch.” She declared herself a vegan nudist, and expressed hopes of one day joining a vegan nudist colony. She compared taking off pasties to ripping off Band-Aids. News flash, ladies: Pasties are cheaper than bras, so consider all options before dropping major bucks on lingerie.
There are so many good quotes I could pull from the interview, but my favorite one is what Miley said about seeing nude people at nude beaches: “Gravity is gnarly.”
Literally cannot wait until Sunday when she hosts the MTV VMAs. You know it’s going down for real.