Justin Bieber’s fence-mending media frenzy continued last night when he took a Car Karaoke ride with James Corden during The Late Late Show. Though meant to be hilarious (and it is, at points), the bit actually made us feel strangely nostalgic. Hearing the 21-year-old tabloid lightening rod harmonize with his own squeaky clean pre-pubescent voice on the car stereo caused us to nosedive into an existential crisis. Time is passing, and it’s never gonna stop! He used to be so cute! We’re never gonna get that little guy back! WE ARE GETTING OLDER, MAKE IT STOP!
It gets all the more jarring when Corden asks the Biebs if he listens to his own music during sex (presumably with new girlfriend, Jayde Pierce). Ewwww, Bieber’s still like 12 in our minds. But then he reasserts his present-day DB status by informing the world that he wears each pair of underwear only once before throwing them away.
Is there a new Bieber music vid on the way? It sure seems that way. Gossip Table has the intel!