Remember the American Twenty-Somethings Who Took Down a Terrorist? Allow One of Them To Win Your Ovaries and Heart

If you haven't been acquainted with American hero Anthony Sadler, allow us to introduce you. The 23-year-old and his two friends Alek Skarlatos (22) and Spencer Stone (23), were traveling in Europe in late August when they saw gun-bearing terrorist (allegedly) Ayoub El-Khazzani (26) on a train, and took that MF down. Sadler lives to tell the tale, and his time speaking with Jimmy Fallon last night will change your life in many ways.

Not only are he and his friends all-American badasses (the dude they beat down, who was already shooting, was carrying an AK-47), but he's funny...

Really MF adorable.

And did we mention brave and completely badass?

The good news is, now you have your new boo. The bad news is, there's only one of him to go around.

May the odds be ever in your favor.