The beautiful Chris Pratt graces the cover of GQ’s June issue, and tells the magazine just how much he loves being naked. Like, so much, it’s actually gotten him in trouble in the past. (WAIT, THAT’S A PROBLEM?)
I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus. I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn’t understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out… I remember walking into the coach’s office with just a sock on. Not on my feet. And I was like, “Hey, Coach, can I talk to you?” And they were like, “Jesus, God!” I liked making people feel uncomfortable.
Now, he says he’s trying to be more adult and wear clothes, but he still can’t bring himself to do it all the time. One time while working on Parks and Recreation, he was filming a scene where he was supposed to be shocking Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) by being naked, and actually came out in his birthday suit for one take. That stunt got him a letter from NBC’s HR department.
We support you, Chris. So burn that HR letter and just be naked all the time, the way God and our eyes intended you to be.
The Gossip Table has more on his GQ cover story.