Kylie Jenner’s Radio Station Isn’t As Bad As You Thought

Did Kylie premiere a new Drake song on her station this weekend?

Kylie Jenner’s new app boasts multiple ways to allow her fans to connect with her. There’s a “Cop My Style” section that shows cheap alternatives to her designer ensembles, a “BFF Q&A” involving her many friends, and a section that shows you what her favorite snacks are right now. One of them was a $16 can of Diet Coke. Because “junk food is bomb.”

I downloaded Kylie’s app for the sole purpose of checking out her radio station. I figured that it would exclusively play DS2 by Future à la Kylie’s Snapchat, but I was surprised to find that it didn’t. I was especially surprised when Kylie played “Views From The 6” by Drake, the title track from Drizzy’s much anticipated LP. Perhaps it was one of the leaks from SoundCloud, or maybe Drizzy gave her an advanced copy. Either way, girl is in the know.

Here’s (almost) one hour of Kylie’s radio station playlist, along with some commentary. No shade to Kylie, but I gotta remember to cancel my subscription before the free trial runs out. Budgets and stuff.

8:54 p.m.: “Pure Luxury” by Tyga
Hmm… Tyga. Okay, Kylie. So it’s gonna be like this, is it? Let me guess, Pia Mia and Justine Skye are next?

8:55 p.m.: “Panic Cord” by G FrSH
Surprise, surprise! It’s not Tyga, Pia, or Justine!

8:59 p.m.: “Till The Morning” by Kehlani
Thank gawd for this. Praise be to Kehlani. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I wrote or tweeted before that someone should get Kylie a radio station…

9:03 p.m.: “Miss You (Mura Masa Music)” by Nicholas Braun
Why did I think this whole station would be rap / trap? Probably ’cause that’s what her Snapchat is, right? This is a nice switch to, like, electro-chill music.”

9:07 p.m.: “Views From The 6” by Drake
Okay, hold the phone. I haven’t seen this song anywhere, except for a few “leaks” on SoundCloud. Is Kylie premiering it on her radio station? Did Drake send her an advanced copy? Is Apple Music aware? Is Tyga aware??? What the hell.

9:10 p.m.: “Be Real” by Kid Ink feat. DeJ Loaf
Yas, KyKy, yaaassss.

9:13 p.m.: “Electric Body” by A$AP Rocky feat. Schoolboy Q
How much do we think Tyga is involved in curating the music?

9:17 p.m.: “Post To Be” by Omarion feat. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko
God bless.

9:21 p.m.: “Trap Niggaz” by Future
I still don’t get Future.

9:24 p.m.: “Wavey” by Allan Kingdom feat. Spooky Black
She called this one “one of my favorites.” FYI.

9:28 p.m.: “Woop” by DVNNY SETH
Oh, I like this.

9:31 p.m.: “Realest In The City” by P Reign feat. Meek Mill & PARTYNEXTDOOR

9:35 p.m.: “I Mean It” by G-Eazy feat. Remo
Kinda surprised by the lack of female artists, specifically the fact that Pia and Justine haven’t been on here, yet. Do I listen to mainly dudes?

9:39 p.m.: “Stop Bitchin” by Kirko Bangz
I wonder if Kylie and I would ever DJ together at a party. I don’t know that we would. I’m also starting to get depressed. This entire radio station is super moody.

9:43 p.m.: “Panic Cord” by G FrSH
Okaay, time to log off. Someone remind me to cancel my subscription before I get charged, pls.

1/2 Cartoon, 1/2 Beyhive.