Allow Michael B. Jordan to Show Your Hubby WTF Is up in This Hormone-Inducing Video

I already showed mine. Twice.

Michael B. Jordan can get your womanly juices flowing with one simple glance. He doesn’t need to watch Dawson’s Creek with you, give you a perfectly-pressured massage, or even win your mom over (can you even?). But he wants to make your raging hormones cause you to explode on the spot, so he’s going to anyway.

Thanks to GQ and God, MBJ breaks down how to properly love a woman. Your hubbys’ minds will be molded, whips will be cracked (by you), and you will be forever grateful.

Perfection is alive and well my friends.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.