If you’re a Harry Potter stan like me, then you’ve watched the films countless and countless of times. Whether it’s with your family, friends, or with DVD commentary nothing beats watching it side by side with comedian Pete Davidson’s tweets.
He decided to live-tweet while watching the first and second installment in the franchise, with hilarious explicit commentary that broke the Internet. The only question we have is, why didn’t this happened sooner? Check out some of his tweets below, and visit his Twitter page for the full event.
Spoilers below, but if you haven’t seen Harry Potter I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
Harry Potter marathon
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Draco Malfoy is a straight up fuck boy
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Harry is at Hogwarts for 2 days and already becomes the Seeker. Muthafuckas a legend
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Put a spell on my broom stick during Quidditch ? No fucking problem says Harry Potter as he catches the golden snitch with his mouth.
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Draco tried to rat out Harry and the gang for goin to Hagrids but ended up getting detention as well. Professor McGonagall is a true G.
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Harry wins. Gryffindor wins. Voldermort ain't shit. See ya next year Hogwarts
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Time to watch Chamber of Secrets
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Of course not. I've seen each Harry Potter movie at least 4 times https://t.co/MmV3q8iEZ1
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Ron shows up in a flying car like a muthafuckin boss to break Harry out of the Dursleys house. Its a success. Also its Harrys birthday. Swag
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
All the girls are swooning over Gilderoy Lockhart the new teacher at Hogwarts but I can already tell he's a fuck boy
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Harry & Ron couldnt get through 2 platform 9 3/4 so they decide 2 take the flying car 2 Hogwarts. They get there and crash into a angry tree
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Someone put a curse on a bludger and Harry still fuckin catches the golden snitch even with a broken arm and wins Quidditch. FUCKING LEGEND
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
People asking me "don't you have something better to do than live tweet Harry Potter movies?" No, no I don't.
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Harry can now talk to snakes. Everyone is creeped out. I'm not. Just wish Harry knew how to talk to bitches as well
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Luscious fuck boy Malfoy aka Dracos dad just got Dumbledore suspended from Hogwarts but Dumbledore took it like a G.He aint worried bout nun
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
The Chamber of Secrets was located in the girls bathroom this whole time and Moaning Murtle never said shit. Fuckin bitch coulda saved time
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
Harry fucked up and killed the basilisk but got bit. He's dying but then that bird comes back and cries tears of a G on Harry and saves him
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015
@petedavidson pic.twitter.com/A8OJafksPc
— princess harley (@carlgrimed) May 21, 2015
Ok that was fun. We should do that again sometime
— Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) May 21, 2015