Who Said It: Gwyneth Paltrow or a Twitter Troll?

One and the same, really.

Gwyneth Paltrow is notorious for saying the most ridiculous sh-t, but that’s exactly why we love her. We’re not sure if she doesn’t think things through before speaking or just doesn’t care if what comes out of her mouth makes sense, but both are equally awesome. And the best part is, there is no subject G won’t touch. In honor of the Goop extraordinaire’s 43rd birthday, it’s time to see if you can distinguish her ridiculous statements from those of a Twitter troll. We’ve brushed off her outlandish comments in the past, but Gwyneth and the trolls need to be heard, and it’s time we listen.

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