The Next Three Fast and Furious Movies Won’t Be Complete Without Vin Diesel’s Biceps

It's great you're producing them, V, but we need those muscles front and center.

Fast and Furious fans, it’s a great day to be y’all!

Vin Diesel announced on Facebook today he will produce not one, but three more Fast and Furious films with Universal. That means triple the grease. Triple the horsepower. Triple the beefy men driving beefy cars and doing beefy things. There is a God. (And his name is Vin Diesel, apparently.)

“Universal has been so good to me and so trusting of the vision… they have been like family,” Vin wrote on his FB page. “I promised the studio I would deliver one last Trilogy to end the saga.” Here is his entire social media announcement:


At this point, however, there are no directors or confirmed talent attached. It’s great Vin is producing the new trilogy, but will he and his biceps grace the big screen three more times? Because it will be devastating if they don’t. Allow us to explain.

His arms could drive this car themselves.


See his glorious ’ceps making a brief cameo in this GIF? On a scale of 1 to Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala, how pregnant are you right now?


Vin, consider this our official plea. We need those muscles on big screens worldwide. Don’t mess this up!


Our new diet.