What Your Starbucks Order Says About You

It's time to see once and for all if you're a basic b-tch.

There are a few ways to celebrate National Coffee Day. You could take an extra moment to appreciate your morning cup, maybe stop and get everyone in the office a box o’ joe? We’ve decided to honor the festivities in another fashion, by breaking down the types of Starbucks customers based on their orders (while drinking a Caramel Macchiato, don’t worry).

It’s about time you know for sure whether you’re a basic bitch, a barista’s worst nightmare, or some other form of coffee drinker. Better yet, are you the type to post-up for six hours straight listening to your indie playlists or the kind of person who pretends to love your drink for social acceptance? It’s OK, you’re accepted here…if you take our quiz.

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