Good day, idiot hookers. In case your unworthy ears haven’t noticed, your Kappa Kappa Tau queen Chanel Oberlin has been serving up hella bitchy one-liners on Scream Queens. She has literally violated your one-liner vag and you were probably too stupid to notice.
We’re keeping a running list of the rudest, most uncomfortable, and most hilarious things Chanel has said so far because — homophobic and racist comments aside — the bitchy things she says to her minions are your guilty pleasure. Gather ’round, bitches. And read up good.
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“I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”
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“If this is our pledge class, I’m killing myself.”
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“What fresh hell is this?”
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“I’ll have a trente no-foam, five-shot, half-calf, no-foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees.”
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“I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.”
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“You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.”
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“Good evening, idiot hookers.”
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“You’re about to get hazed harder than a suburban banquet hall during bat mitzvah season.”
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“You have violated my closet vag.”
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“There is something so depressing about a poor person walking around in couture.”
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“Bitches, gather ’round.”
