How Long Would You Survive on Scream Queens?

It's going to be a blood bath.

If you haven’t started watching Fox’s bitchy camp-gore delight Scream Queens (Tuesdays at 9 p.m.), then you are doing life wrong. It is, hands down, the best Ryan Murphy-concocted treat of all time. The fashion! The one-liners! The shirtless Nick Jonas! It’s all so good.

But it’s also all so deadly. In fact, there is at least one new death each week on SQ. It’s like a literal chopping block. But how long would you last on it? Let’s find out.

In the vain of SQ’s irreverent, outrageous humor, take this quiz to find out if you’d die in the show’s first episode or make it until the finale. Are you ready, pledges?