We Ranked Kourtney Kardashian’s Hottest Instagram Moments So You Don’t Have To

A scientific analysis.

Kourtney Kardashian and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are not on the best terms, which is sad because they dated for almost a decade. It’s sadder for Lord Disick, though. Kourtney looks ah-mazing right now, and she’s flaunting her, erm, assets all over Instagram. We called it in August and are confirming it now: She is a bona-fide thirst trap. Yaaas, queen! Her sexy selfie prowess is one-of-a-kind.

With every sultry upload, we’re sure Scott—who does have his endearing moments—is kicking himself in the face. Kourtney is the complete package: smart, funny and—based on these pictures—a total smokeshow. He messed up, y’all. Here are her 10 most tantalizing Insta-traps, ranked. Hotness ahead.

  1. The Pillow Talk Thirst Trap

    Sweet dreams are made of this me.

  2. The Subtle Thirst Trap

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    I know you want to see what’s not pictured.

  3. The Artsy Thirst Trap

    Contemplating the historical significance of dat ass.

  4. The ~Mysterious~ Thirst Trap

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    I have many layers. And they’re all hot.

  5. The Selfie Thirst Trap

    @kyliejenner taking over my Instagram feed.

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    A little cleavage action never hurt anyone, right?

  6. The, “I Woke Up Like This” Thirst Trap

    Hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on Took a look in the mirror said what's up?

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    Rise and shine fiiiiiine.

  7. The Fitness Thirst Trap

    No breaks.

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    Squat this, bitch.

  8. The Boob Nod Thirst Trap

    #TBT

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    Oh, what’s this!? Just my perfect breast that’s too big for this teensy-weensy bikini!

  9. The Vacation Thirst Trap

    Troop Beverly Hills.

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    Rub this sunscreen on me, babe? You wish!

  10. The Sexual Innuendo Thirst Trap

    Riding dirty.

Class dismissed.

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