Kourtney Kardashian and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are not on the best terms, which is sad because they dated for almost a decade. It’s sadder for Lord Disick, though. Kourtney looks ah-mazing right now, and she’s flaunting her, erm, assets all over Instagram. We called it in August and are confirming it now: She is a bona-fide thirst trap. Yaaas, queen! Her sexy selfie prowess is one-of-a-kind.
With every sultry upload, we’re sure Scott—who does have his endearing moments—is kicking himself in the face. Kourtney is the complete package: smart, funny and—based on these pictures—a total smokeshow. He messed up, y’all. Here are her 10 most tantalizing Insta-traps, ranked. Hotness ahead.
The Pillow Talk Thirst Trap
Sweet dreams are made of
The Subtle Thirst Trap
I know you want to see what’s not pictured.
The Artsy Thirst Trap
Contemplating the historical significance of dat ass.
The ~Mysterious~ Thirst Trap
I have many layers. And they’re all hot.
The, “I Woke Up Like This” Thirst Trap
The Fitness Thirst Trap
Squat this, bitch.
The Boob Nod Thirst Trap
Oh, what’s this!? Just my perfect breast that’s too big for this teensy-weensy bikini!
The Vacation Thirst Trap
Rub this sunscreen on me, babe? You wish!
The Sexual Innuendo Thirst Trap