There Is a God: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Reportedly Call off Their Divorce

Jesus is alive and well.

Today is a beautiful day, friends. Not only did Lamar Odom make a miraculous recovery from his drug overdose last week, but reports are telling us that he and Khloe AREN’T MOVING FORWARD WITH THEIR DIVORCE. Call me a hopeless romantic, or a sucker for good ol’ Kardashian nostalgia, but this is music to my ears right now.

TMZ reports that Khloe’s lawyer went to a judge this morning to withdraw the signed divorce papers and dismiss the case. And wait for it, not only has Khloe reportedly promised to remain by Lamar’s side throughout his recovery, Lamar signed the papers to approve of the dismissal… from his hospital bed. It’s a real-life fugging fairy tale. I can’t.

Look, you can have your opinion, but if it’s opposing mine then it’s probably wrong. We all knew Khloe and Lamar had that rare, special love and never stopped being in love. He refused to stop calling her his soulmate and wife and she admitted time after time, even throughout his struggles, that she “would still be married” to him if she could be. You can’t deny this huge statement they’re making, just days after his recovery, gives you some sort of warm and fuzzy feels.

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I mean, seriously. You can’t fake that kind of passion, people.


America’s favorite couple is back, baby. And I’m excited.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.