Everyone Hating on Blac Chyna and Her “Future” Tattoo Should Feel Pretty Stupid Right About Now

I don't think she asked you for your opinion, so.

The Internet seems to think Blac Chyna’s new “Future” tattoo is a joke, but I don’t find it all that amusing. To get you up to speed, Blac posted a photo of a new hand tattoo that says “Future.” Future, the rapper, has coincidentally been her rumored boyfriend for the last month or so. Two days since Blac’s post, and Future is already defending himself on the Internet when no one asked him to. Now, people are taking swings at Blac, the Internet piñata, and it’s not cool.

Here’s the since-deleted tattoo pic. Her post included the caption: “Thought it was a drought,” which is also a single from Future’s Dirty Sprite 2.

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Off the bat, you’re assuming: 1. She wanted us to see this 2. She wanted us to think: “Does this mean what I think it does?” with such a deliberate caption. Welp, as you can imagine, everyone, including us, immediately thought this was Blac professing her love for Future. It didn’t take him long, though, to clear things up and let us all know he’s single with these shining tweets.

A dick move, in my opinion. Why? Because he had to know these tweets would make Blac look like a joke. And if he really wasn’t dating her, and he knew that truth, would he really feel the burning urge to let the whole world know? If he didn’t give a shit what we all think, he genuinely wouldn’t give a shit. His knowledge of the truth should be enough without our approval.

But sadly, what’s done is done, and now of course, Blac is the web’s punching bag. Top headlines read: “Future Shoots Down Blac” and “Future Puts Blac Chyna on Blast.” One for the books is Bossip’s headline, which calls Blac a “ho.” She gets a tattoo and that makes her a ho?… None, however, are in her defense. Meanwhile, memes like this are floating around:

For argument’s sake, let’s say the tat is for Future. Maybe she fell in love. Maybe he greatly impacted her life in a way she always wanted to remember. Maybe they’re good friends and he technically is “single.” Like you or someone you know has never gotten a tattoo of someone important in their life? And wait, here’s another thought: “future” is a f—ing word and can mean whatever the hell Blac wants it to mean. Something else? We don’t know the true meaning of the tattoo, and maybe we never will. But it’s not on any of your bodies, so why do you care?

Luckily, Blac apparently doesn’t regret a single thing and lives by this: “It’s my body and I can do what I want with it.” You’re sitting here hating on her and it’s no sweat off her back. Feeling dumb now or what?

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