Today’s reading comes from Demi Lovato at the World Series. Please rise, ladies and gentlemen.
As she told us in her latest album, Demi is feeling confident AF. This simple fact of life rang especially true when your fave sang the National Anthem at Game Four of the World Series a few days ago. Donning her best Cookie Lyon attire, Demi set it off by singing the National Anthem so well, the crowd was applauding before she was even halfway through with it.
She served that patriotic slay with absolutely zero delay, and as we know all too well, it’s really friggin’ hard to sing the National Anthem. Look at Demi go.
Demi, we applaud you. Bless you for giving us this outstanding performance of our country’s anthem. Bless the World Series for giving you this platform from which to deliver it. Bless the National Anthem gods for bestowing this tremendous talent upon you. And finally, bless us all.
If you haven’t already, listen to Demi’s new album Confident. Might I suggest “Stone Cold”?
You may now be seated.