It’s a widely-accepted fact Antonio Banderas is the sexiest specimen to ever grace Earth. His face! His hair! His smolder! It’s all so arousing. But the three aforementioned qualities aren’t what make this actor such a fornication god. Nope. It’s his voice—deep, husky and rich with Spanish flavor. Just hearing him say arbitrary words is more orgasmic than, well, an actual orgasm.
Don’t believe us? Thankfully, Stephen Colbert put the movie star to the test on The Late Show Tuesday night. Stephen had Antonio say three random, un-sexy sentences in his natural cadence. And the result? Pregnancy. Lots of pregnancies.
Leave it to Antonio to make the sentence, “The fish of the day is tilapia” sound like, “Oil me up, baby!” (What? Isn’t that a sexy sentence that sexy people say these days? *Shows self out.*)
I’m a guy, but I’m definitely expecting twins (maybe triplets) after hearing Sir Banderas say “khakis.” Someone get me a fan!