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What Do the Kids from Home Alone Look Like Now?

"I made my family disappear..."

Home Alone is a damn classic and anyone who disagrees can take it up with me personally because that’s how passionately I feel about it. I’m not even sure Christmas would happen if this movie wasn’t playing on every TV network at all times during the month of December. What’s crazier than Kevin’s fun house is that we’ve been watching this movie every holiday season for the last TWENTY FIVE YEARS. That’s right, Home Alone turns 25 today, so grab your large cheese pizza and let’s see how the kids of the crazy McCallister family (that we secretly all wanted to be in) are holding up today.

Consider this an early present.

  • THEN: Macaulay Culkin (Kevin McCallister)

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    Where’s his razor when he needs it?

  • THEN: Angela Goethals (Linnie McCallister)

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    “You’re what the French call, les incompetent.”

  • THEN: Devin Ratray (Buzz McCallister)

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    @devinratray

    “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.”

  • THEN: Hillary Wolf (Megan McCallister)

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    The 2000 Summer Olympics was the last we’ve seen of dear, low-key as hell Hillary.

  • THEN: Michael C. Maronna (Jeff McCallister)

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    @michaelcmaronna

    Once a token ginger, always a token ginger.

  • THEN: Kristin Minter (Heather McCallister)

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    Still not having anyone’s crap.

  • THEN: Diana Rein (Sondra McCallister)

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    @dianareinmusic

    Diane took her talents from mean side-eye to music.

  • THEN: Kieran Culkin (Fuller McCallister)

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    He shouldn’t have lost the overalls, in my opinion.

  • THEN: Jedidiah Cohen (Rod McCallister)

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  • NOW:

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    Slaying the LinkedIn game like no other.

  • THEN: Senta Moses Mikan (Tracy McCallister)

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    @sentamosesmikan

    Home Alone was just training for this soul-cutting stare.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.
@taylorferber