The day has come, people. You can now genuflect to the music of the 6 God.
One very innovative church that I would love to attend has rewritten the lyrics to Drake’s “Hotline Bling,” proving that the 6 God and the Holy Ghost are literally always at work. Yes, dear reader, you are reading this correctly. “Hotline Bling” has received a religious remix, and it goes like this:
“You always call me ’cause I’m yours, Lord / Calling me back to love / Now I know that it’s better / Better than I could dream of / Jesus you’re my everything / Yes you are my Lord and King.”
Drake’s summertime booty call jam has got this church and its followers going up on a Sunday morning. Just watch.
Donald Trump likely killed “Hotline Bling” when he danced to it on SNL earlier this month, and well, this church has brought it back to life. It’s the second coming of Drake’s song, people. We need to stay ready for this shit. Are you ready?
In all seriousness, props to whoever does the music at this joint. Really good job.