Adult Film Titles That Are Amazing Parodies of Real Movies

Legally Boned and chill?

In the digital age, there really is no need to get creative with your porn. All people really want is to watch naked people mess around, rendering cheesy plots (and even cheesier titles) useless. It’s a tragedy as big as, well, the porn industry.

That’s why these 15 porn titles—that, yes, are actual skin flicks based on real non-skin flicks—are such a novelty. Every one of your faves—from Harry Potter to Legally Blonde—have a porn equivalent! And they’re all pun-and-sex-tastic. Emphasis on the sex.

You’ll never look at Lord of the Rings the same way after reading this post. Continue on if you’re willing to take that risk.

  • Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls (2010)

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    A different kind of magic. Based on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001). See its IMDB page here.

  • Glad He Ate Her

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    Are you not entertained? Based on Gladiator (2000).

  • Raiders of the Lost Arse (2001)

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    Brings new meaning to the word “raider.” Based on Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981). See its IMDB page here.

  • The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

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    My precious. Based on Lord of the Rings (2003). See its IMDB page here.

  • Pulp Fricton (1994)

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    Has Uma Thurman seen this one? Based on Pulp Fiction (1994). See its IMDB page here.

  • Forrest Hump

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    Hump, Forrest! Hump! Based on Forrest Gump (1994).

  • Twinklight (2010)

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    And so the (horny) lion fell in love with the (horny) lamb. Based on Twilight (2008). See its IMDB page here.

  • Lawrence of My Labia

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    How dare they tarnish a classic! Based on Lawrence of Arabia (1962).

  • Drill Bill: Vol. 1 (2004)

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    Quentin Tarantino’s original title. Based on Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003). See its IMDB page here.

  • Edward Penishands (1991)

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    This sounds violent. Based on Edward Scissorhands (1990). See its IMDB page here.

  • Rimming in the Rain

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    What a glorious feelin’! I’m happy again! Based on Singing in the Rain (1952).

  • Legally Boned (2009)

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    A deep dive into the penal system. Based on Legally Blonde (2001). See its IMDB page here.

  • Ass Ventura: Crack Detective (1995)

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    My virgin eyes! Based on Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994). See its IMDB page here.

  • Good Will Humping (2007)

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    Matt Damon’s low-key favorite film. Based on Good Will Hunting (1997). See its IMDB page here.

  • A Clockwork Orgy (1995)

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    LOOK AT IT. Based on A Clockwork Orange (1971). See its IMDB page here.