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Watching Miley Cyrus Perform Topless Onstage With A Strap-On Is Watching A Person Who Has Run Out Of Ways To Shock (NSFW)

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO!

We all know by now that Miley Cyrus is very free, open, and stans hard for people to express their individuality. That’s awesome, and it’s a major reason why we love her. One of the ways she expresses her own individuality is to get naked.

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A lot.

We started to pull a billion more examples, but it made us sleepy. Yes, the sight of a naked ex-Disney star bores us, because at this point I see her nude body more than my own. But her latest performance outfit β€”topless with a strap-on dildo and a blinking scrotumβ€” is absolute 100 percent peak Miley. It’s all part of her Dead Petz Tour, which opened last night in Chicago. Watch some of the (NSFW) video here.

Miley works tirelessly for everyone to have the right to do whatever they want, provided it doesn’t hurt anyone else. She clearly believes in freedom at the most basic and primal level, and that’s a wonderful thing. But…seriously, what’s the deal with the giant flashing dildo, Miley? It’s distracting people from your powerful voice and (on the whole) flaw-free pop tracks.

Is it a dare, challenging fans to appreciate your art through a myriad of increasingly bizarre poses? Is it to make a point, proving that people can be as weird as they want to be? Is it purely shock value? Hopefully not, because that wore off as soon as you broke out the foam finger more than two years ago.

Who knows. Maybe the best part of about freedom is not having to explain yourself. In which case…do your thing, girl.

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