Anyone who’s anyone will have a Patti LaBelle Sweet Potato Pie on their dinner table this Thanksgiving. Wait, you’ve never heard of Patti’s divine desert? It’s only been the talk of the town and flying off the shelves after this YouTube review went viral:
Because of the vid, Patti’s pies have been sold-out in Walmarts across the country. Sadly, not all of you will indulge in Patti’s pie heaven this Thanksgiving, but we have some alternatives for your A-list eating experience.
Skinnygirl by Bethenny FrankelSkinnygirl
Because Thanksgiving is the perfect time to try and get skinny.
Brooklyn’s Own Pasta Sauce by Marky RamoneMarky Ramone
If you want to be sedated into a post-food comatose.
Sugarpova by Maria SharapovaSugarpova
Why have pumpkin or sweet potato pie when you can have tennis ball-shaped gummies?
Bounty & Full Sauce by KelisBountyfull
The “Milkshake” singer knows her Food. See what we did there?
Emeril’s Original by Emeril LagasseEmerilscooking
Just add a little BAM to your Turkey Day.
Rap Snacks Cheese Curls by Yung JocChip Review
Sadly no longer for sale, but #NeverForget.
Happy feasting, friends.